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it’s finally here!!! 🥹 the grand opening of my online shop!! I have sooo many prints, keychains, and stickers to share with you all!! I hope you guyz can take a look and find something you like! Link below!

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batcat challenges you to match their freak, wyd?

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@crowwkui 's butch Bruce Wayne 😋

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the person who posted this on here is a terf so im reposting it because its really really good

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Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

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Let her speak lol

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recently been going insanely feral with @dragonkittyipod / @gl6mp about a lawlight mormon AU so i'm inflicting it onto everyone on tumblr too. ouhhhgggg how i love projecting and having free will.

now here's a few headcanons that we have made up about these idiots. i'm kind of obsessed with them now:

LIGHT / ELDER YAGAMI: - Light is waaayyyyy into the Bible. Like he Really Likes it, genuinely. That thing runs his world. Please ask him questions about it, he has them memorized. He's The Mormon Ever and he is very proud of it. - Light goes on his mission and gets sent to England and boy does he have the worst time. His English isn't as perfect as he'd like and the transportation is horrible and what the fuck in the world is this food. It's okay though guys this is just another part of God's plan he's okay. - Light prays at least once every hour. No he does not have OCD, why do you ask? - He probably says his guilty pleasure is ironing all his clothes. - He's ssoooo good at keeping his mind pure. He's never thought about "skank girls" once in his life. No don't ask him about the one time he stumbled on a gay porn ad, he repented already. - Soichiro is the bishop of his church back home, but nono he's a good guy who would never fall into the "bishop's son" stereotype. His sister on the other hand is a little concerning but that's okay he's working on saving her don't worry.

L / BROTHER LAWLIET: - L came to the church once out of curiosity and somehow got registered into their system so now apparently he's counted as an "inactive member" who's got these random twinks banging on his door every few weeks. - However one twink in particular is very convincing. - That's kind of the only reason why he's here again. - L's new goal in life is deadset on corrupting this twink. If God is real then he'll let him bang this twink on the pew. - L keeps making innuendos but Light does Not understand them whatsoever nor take Any hints. At this point L is severely worried about how sheltered this guy is. He didn't even understand a Spongebob reference. - It'll hurt his dignity but he's willing to try the soaking method if that's what it takes to get a taste of this guy. - Please just one chance with this fucked up twink just once God

that's all. i hope all the other raised-mormon-turned-yaoi-addicts enjoy this because i am having the best time

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If Light Yagami was Kira but like without the death note and literally just went out killing i think that the first time was an accidental murder either in self defence or defending someone else then the second was a “there’s no way i’m capable of murder so to reassure myself i’ll search for a bad person and watch as my body won’t move to hurt them at all” and guess what happens

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Anythings a reference if you try hard enough. Or if your cray- either way it works.

Lawlight is everywhere. In my thoughts n soul. Infectin my very being. Not that I care tho I’m all for this. Almost done w my fic- my jobs been wearin me out n messin with my internal clock

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Sup

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My favorite type of Death Note takes is when people are like "L should've just taken the chance and kill Light because -" and then start spouting Kira's rhetoric word for word. Second favorite is "Light was so stupid/evil. If I had the death note - ". Alright, man.

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That f pony that I hate

And L...arry

And a few sketches, but they are more for myself ya know

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flirting: you look like you'd be vulnerable to getting stockholm syndrome

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Kokichi always has sleeping problems so he takes sleeping pills sometimes and when he is in deep sleep he claws on whatevers in his reach

Also someone commented about how i never make them actually kiss and theyre always shying away or kicking eachother…i will get to the actual kissing some day

More oumaki siblings AND lollipop chainsaw x oumota

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detective, detective 🎶🔎

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I love Stardew Valley, it's such a comfortable game to play, but the plot feels a little light at times. I bet it would be more compelling if the farmer had amnesia, crippling substance dependence and was suffering so much mental degradation that he thought his clothes were speaking to him.