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zb1bies · 19 hours ago
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Doyoung, dashing into the room: WHY AREN’T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?!
Johnny: …What the fuck does that even mean?
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zb1bies · 2 days ago
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youngjae: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
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zb1bies · 3 days ago
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Jisung: Everyone thinks you two are a couple.
Mark: That’s not true!
Jaemin: Everyone raise your hand if you thought Mark and Haechan are a couple!
NCT + nctzens: *raises their hands*
Mark:
Mark: Haechan put your hand down!
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zb1bies · 6 months ago
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[On the phone]
youngjae: I just got home, where are you guys?
dohoon: The hospital
youngjae: Why? Did something happen?
dohoon: kyungmin swallowed a watermelon seed
youngjae: So? It's not like a watermelon will grow in his stomach
dohoon:
dohoon: We'll be home in ten minutes
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zb1bies · 6 months ago
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kyungmin: hyung, I'm sad.
shinyu, holding his arms out: It’s going to be okay.
jihoon: hyung, I'm sad.
dohoon, nodding: Mood.
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zb1bies · 8 months ago
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seungkwan: Do you cook?
kyungmin: I made a cake once.
shinyu : Yeah, it was good.
kyungmin: Really?
shinyu : Don’t make me lie twice, kyungmin.
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zb1bies · 8 months ago
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Kidnapper: I have your member
sungho: Which one?
Kidnapper: The weird one with separation anxiety
sungho:
sungho: I asked which one
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zb1bies · 8 months ago
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matthew: Do you remember that horrible roommate you had way back before you debuted?
keita: you mean you?
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zb1bies · 8 months ago
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hao: Tell yujin about the birds and the bees.
gunwook: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
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zb1bies · 8 months ago
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minghao: True strength is forgiving a person who wasn't even sorry.
hanjin: Not to be dramatic, but I would literally rather die.
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zb1bies · 8 months ago
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jeonghan: What did you guys do?
tws:
jeonghan: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to Cheol again or not.
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zb1bies · 8 months ago
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jake: You know what they say: you snooze you lose. And it looks like you snost and you lost.
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zb1bies · 8 months ago
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myungjae: My ancestors died of high blood pressure which is not going to happen to me because I’m not going to stress over things. Good night.
sungho: The kitchen is on fire.
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zb1bies · 8 months ago
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mingi: I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.
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zb1bies · 8 months ago
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youngjae: the maknaes help me cook sometimes
jihoon, reading the recipe: Beat four eggs
kyungmin, looking up: in what?
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zb1bies · 8 months ago
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jihoon: My head hurts
dohoon: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity
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zb1bies · 9 months ago
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kyungmin: Okay I have good news and bad news
youngjae: Just tell me the good news
kyungmin: The airbags in your car work perfectly
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