#incorrect zb1

[zb1bies]

yujin: If you wanna see the dynamic of any duo, there's a simple way to do so.

yujin: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

haobin: *help each other up on the counter*

shimkongz: *actively trying to kick each other off the sofa*

jiwoong, gunwook: *fighting, trying to help matthew*

matthew: *already standing on a chair with taerae*

[incorrectestzb1]

Zhang Hao: Hello, nice to meet you! This is my ex-boyfriend, Hanbin! Hanbin: You have got to stop introducing me like that Hanbin: We're married

[incorrect-underrated-groups]

Matthew: why are there guys down the street? Hanbin: they're all waiting to get a goodbye kiss from Ricky

[mattchubin]

Matthew: Do you like me? Or do you like-like me?

Hanbin, on one knee, with a ring: Take a wild guess.

[incorrectboynextdoorquotes]

Jaehyun: Bye Woonhak! Bye Taesan! Bye Riwoo! Bye Sungho! Bye Leehan! Bye Woonhak! Hanbin: You said ‘bye Woonhak’ twice. Jaehyun: I like Woonhak.

[bunnypig18]

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[0x1mina]

gyuvin : you lying, cheating, piece of shit!

ricky : oh yeah? you’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

gyuvin : i’m leaving, and I’M TAKING YUJIN WITH ME

hanbin, picking up the monopoly board : i think we’re gonna stop playing now.

[incorrectzbone]

Gunwook: small animals are more vicious than larger ones

Gunwook: it's because they have less room to bottle up their anger

Jiwoong: give me one example

Gunwook: wasps

Ricky: spiders

Gyuvin: Taerae

[koririmao]

shimkongz as my sister and her classmate (being shit at math runs in the family)

ricky: so you add negative 2x to negative 2x and that becomes?

gyuvin: ...

gyuvin: HUH

ricky: (lip smack) okay, let me explain it like a kindergarten teacher

ricky: you know how integers work right?

gyuvin:

gyuvin: what the fuck are integers

ricky: OH MY GOD (buries his face in his hands) LORD PLEASE HELP ME (fake crying)

[ourdadai]

oi anjinho 🫧⭐ poderia fazer uma perso de locks do ricky do zerobaseone pra mim, por favor? ❤️‍🩹 agradecida desde já 💌 ((inclusive eu adorei o seu perfil, muito lindinho <3

tela de bloqueio tela inicial

muito obrigada por gostar do meu perfil amr

[engene28]

Jiwoong: Dude, we can get mythical animals! Maybe I’ll get a penguin! Taerae: Penguins are real. Jiwoong: That’s the spirit, Taerae! They’re real to me too!

[zb1bies]

- gyuvin, gyuvin, gyuvin respectively

(or jay, sunghoon, jake/chan, changbin, hyunjin/chan, seungkwan, hansol/kai, beomgyu, soobin/hanbin, hao, yujin/sungho, woonaegi, jaehyun/shinyu,jihoon,kyungmim/youngjae,dohoon,shinyu)

[incorrectestzb1]

Zhang Hao, looking at Yujin: One taught me love Zhang Hao, looking at Ricky: One taught me patience Zhang Hao, looking at Gyuvin being egged on by Matthew into eating a Tide Pod: One taught me kids are fuckiNG STUPID GYUVIN PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME GOD-

[incorrect-underrated-groups]

Ricky: I feel like I've over-stepped Matthew: no no, please step all over me

[mattchubin]

Matthew: I don’t want a boyfriend, I love being single

Hanbin: *smiles at him for the first time*

Matthew's thoughts: Is it too soon to buy him a ring? *Waits until 29th January 2023*

[lilyrennifer]

Ricky: WHO ATE MY YOGURT!? I'M GOING TO FUCKING K- 🔪

Jiwoong: I did!

Ricky: Kiss 😘 you and buy some more. 🥰 You honestly haven't eaten enough today hyung!

*Ricky walks away*

Jiwoong: He’s gone Gyuvin.

Gyuvin coming out of the closet with yogurt stuffed in his mouth: twankh uh! 🥹