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[zinya]

Here's the chaotic dinner routine with all the brothers :

7:00 PM – Dinner begins… or chaos unfolds.

Lucifer: Sitting at the head of the table, arms crossed, trying (and failing) to keep control. Watching everyone with his signature intense glare.

Mammon: Already stealing fries from Beel’s plate… “Tch, you’ve got too much anyway! Share a bit, will ya?!”

Leviathan: Brought his portable console and is playing while eating. “I can multitask, okay?!”

Satan: Reading a book next to his plate, completely unbothered… until Mammon spills his drink. “SERIOUSLY, MAMMON”

Asmodeus: Starting a passionate debate about the presentation of the food. “Honestly, this salad lacks flair. Where are the edible flower petals?”

Beelzebub: Already finished three plates before everyone sat down. Staring at the remaining food with terrifying intensity.

Belphegor: Arrives late, still wrapped in his blanket, half-asleep. “Zzz… Did it already start?”

7:15 PM – The arguments begin.

Mammon: “WHO took my dessert?!” (Spoiler: it was Beel.)

Levi: “I can’t eat without watching my anime. This episode is super important, okay?!”

Lucifer: “No screens at the table, Levi.”

Satan: “Can we have one civilized dinner for once?”

Beel: “It wasn’t me… well, maybe… oops.”

Asmo: “The vibes here are way too tense, chill a little!”

7:30 PM – Attempt at calm… which fails.

Lucifer attempts to restore order with a stern lecture.

Mammon and Levi start a “who can eat the fastest” contest.

Satan discreetly prepares a “super spicy chili curse” to get back at Mammon.

Beel keeps eating… accidentally chewing on his napkin too.

Belphegor has already fallen asleep… on Beel’s shoulder.

Asmo: “Can someone pass me the rose water? It’s great for digestion, right?”

7:45 PM – The ultimate disaster.

Mammon spills his plate… on Lucifer.

Lucifer: “YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS TO RUN.”

Mammon: “It was an accident, I SWEAR! AAAHH!”

Levi: “Okay, who wants to watch the finale with me?”

Satan: “Oh no… my book has sauce on it!”

Beel: “There’s no food left… Should we order pizza?”

Belphegor: (Still asleep in his plate.)

Asmo: “Okay, family selfie before this turns into a disaster. Say cheese! Oh, Lucifer, you have a stain… oops.”

Dinner Recap:

Lucifer: On the verge of burnout.

Mammon: Running for his life.

Levi: Oblivious, still focused on his anime.

Satan: In a nervous breakdown

Asmo: Got his perfect selfie—mission accomplished.

Beel: Still hungry.

Belphegor: Still asleep.

Hope you enjoyed it. Have a nice day/evening ☀️

[zinya]

Incorrect Quotes #4

Satan:" sometimes memories are the worst form of torture"

Lucifer :"These are our holiday photos"

Satan :" Exactly "

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Mammon " Are you even listening "

Mc " Yeah but it takes a little time to understand so many stupid things a second "

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Mc and Mammon running for cover in Levi's room*

Mammon "Quick! What's your password?"

Levi "Rainbow kittens on sprinkle clouds."

Mc: "You're kidding right?"

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Levi "This is my life now. I have climbed this hill and now I will die upon it."

Lucifer "Shut up. We've only been hiking for twenty minutes."

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Asmo"Oh, look at all the pretties!"

Solomon"Can you please stop talking about assault rifles the same way you talk about shoes?"

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Mammon "A is for organization."

Mc "According to WHAT alphabet?"

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The twins who redecorate their rooms

Belphi "Those are decorative."

Beel "Just because they're pretty doesn't mean they're not knives."

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Mammon"Take my hand."

Mc"Why?"

Mammon "I'm trying to ask you to marry me, so take my damn hand!"

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*In bed*

Mc: Hey, Chéri? You awake?

Lucifer: Now yes, why?

Mc: If a Guinea pig and a normal pig had a baby, would it be called a piggy-er Guinea pig??

Lucifer: If you and I had a baby, would it get my beauty and your late night thoughts, or your sexy body and my late night murder thoughts?

Mc: *Blushing* I... don't know how to feel about this.

All ideas come from Pinterest, have a nice day

[zinya]

You see sometimes we lose our keys, it happens to everyone, but MC can't afford it .

Because this set of keys includes that of the house of lamentations but not only

You have duplicate keys to the Purgatory hall

Probably one that Barbatos gave you to go to HIS room

Those of the rooms of all the brothers

Probably 1 or 2 from the Celestial Realm to open some bedroom or other room that Simeon and/or Luke entrusted to Mc

Mc home in the human world + Serenity House

Mc has the keys to diavolo's hotel in the human world

And also include the emergency food cupboard

Losing them would give anyone who finds them the opportunity to have access to too many things.

[zinya]

Sleeping with the boys, chaotic versions

Lucifer :

This man never sleeps, too much work, so good luck seeing him next to you in bed

His bed is BIG and it's SUPER cold in it (That's why the damn fireplace is always on )

There are feathers in it sometimes, pray you're not allergic

When you sleep well there is always an alarm that rings at the worst time, like man it's 5 a.m. go to bed

Mammon

He steals the whole blancket, no you can't have it back, take one that you hid in his room .

screams speaks in his sleep

Sticks to you all the time, winter is good, summer....that's another story

Levi

He doesn't sleep either and when you fall asleep he screams at his games

His bathtub hurts his back SUPER well

The aquarium wall, PCs and consoles make noises all the time

When he sleeps with you, if you snuggle up against him in your sleep he wakes up with a start and speaks loudly to ask what you are doing

Satan

You don't sleep in his bed but on fucking books, mister doesn't want to move them because they are "organized specifically in order"

Sometimes stacks of books fall in the middle of the night

If you sleep in the dark it's dead for you when he reads he always has his bedside lamp on

Sometimes he's scary because he chuckles to himself in front of a spell book at 4 a.m.

Asmo

This guy tries to *** you every time you lay down on his bed

You're not allowed to make any noise once you're asleep otherwise his "Skin will be awful tomorrow", do you want to go to the bathroom? too bad for you

His room smell the perfume , it's nice except when it ends up giving you a headache before to sleep

Just like Mammon doesn't let go of you in his sleep

Beel

There are crumbs in the bed all the time

The sheets are perfume stained with sauces of all kinds

Wakes up every hour to eat, except he's not discreet and wakes you up

he brings dishes to the room at night, "Beel you know I love you but the smell of steak at 3 in the morning.. "

Belphi

Snores sometimes, but loudly

Sometimes he sleeps on you and crushes you

He wraps his tail around you, it's impossible to get a glass of water or go to the bathroom

He doesn't wake up in the morning when you try and you ends up being super hungry and praying that one of the others will come and wake him up quickly.

Bonus : Your room

You learned to seal your door so that no one comes to disturb you at night when you need to sleep

your phone must be on silent if you want to sleep and not receive existential crisis messages

You didn't tell them that you left the calls so the boys wouldn't call you for nothing

[zinya]

Random Thought

Mc and Solomon returned to the present which hides in Cocytus Hall whenever they want to be alone

And the brothers who worry that they has gone back to the past

________

Satan's alphabet (He sometimes uses it to write you poems)

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!Spoil chapter 46 I think! Solomon who explains the 7 values of a sorcerer

Mc - “Bitch, do you really think you have them all? "

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Diavolo : Hey Lucifer what are you eating?

Lucifer : Coffee

Diavolo : You mean drinking

Lucifer *Who eats coffee beans* No

[zinya]

I can imagine Mc being the only one to tell Solomon that his cooking is terrible:

*All the brother Sick*

Solomon-“Well, why are they all feeling so bad ?

Mc: You impress me, you've lived for thousands of years making I don't know how much pact, learning to teleport between worlds and you still don't know how to make pasta, how did you manage to survive ?

[zinya]

Master List

Diavolo- "Welcome to Devildom, you are the new student of the exchange program, coming from Terre Zinya will show you everything"

Zinya- “Hey Hi, I'm Zinya, welcome, Diavolo has already explained the program to you.

This way you will find the Incorrect Quotes:

Incorrect Quotes #1

Incorrect Quotes #2

Incorrect Quotes #3

Incorrect Quotes #4

Mammon- "Hoi human ! Be careful when passing through this door, we still haven't found the rumba"

"Oh ! This leads to the archives, you will find a little bit of everything"

Brothers as songs

A brother = A manicure #1

A brother = A manicure #2

Solomon cooking

Random thoughts

Sleep with them

Mc's Artifact

Diner

And this is the classroom, if you want to learn more about the RAD system and magic come see me here !

Which spell would you learn first?

[zinya]

Okay question, You are in Devildom, what spell do you learn first?

Don't hesitate to tell me below or in private if you prefer 😊

Let me know, that would be for a future story.....maybe......🤫

[zinya]

A brother = a manicure #2

From Asmo to Belphi

Asmo : (Choosing only two was impossible because we all know that with him we would have new nails all the time )

Beel:

At first you wanted to do a manicure with bees but you changed your mind when he wanted to eat your fingers

Belphi:

[zinya]

A brother = A manicure #1

(from Lucifer to Satan )

Lucifer :

Mammon:

Levi :

Satan :

[zinya]

Obey Me Incorrect Quotes #3

Mammon: Why are you standing on the sofa?

Mc: I wanted to see what would happen if I taped a knife to a Roomba

Mammon: Okay. and?

Mc: I went to put the tape away and when I turned back around it was gone. I haven't seen it since

(Five minutes later)

Levi , walking into the room:

Why are you both standing on the couch?

Mc: RUN AWAY LEVI RUN AWAY! IT' S OUT FOR BLOOD!

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Lucifer : *Wears a slightly lighter shade of black*

Asmodeus : I see you're bursting out the spring colors.

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*Dinner at the House of Lamentation*

Mc: The food is too cute, I can't eat it!

Lucifer :

Mammon:

Levi:

Satan:

Asmodeus: You're cute, but I'd still eaty-

Simeon: ONE DINNER

Belphi : *sighs* here we go again

Simeon: ONE NORMAL DINNER IS ALL I ASK!

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Mc: you know what sucks?

Diavolo: vacuums

Mc: you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?

Diavolo : black holes

Mc: ..

Mc: you know what isn't cool?

Diavolo: lava

Mc: i swear there's a special place in hell reserved for you

Diavolo: yeah it's called the throne

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Mc: Okay, let's be honest.. you love me

Mammon: I literally would sell you for moldy sandwiches

Mc: Last night you came into my room, charged my DDD, fixed my blanket, and kissed my forehead

Mammon: Y-you weren't asleep?

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Mc : A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it

Mc: And I started thinking

Mc: Like it was just trying to get food

Mc: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck

Mc: How would I feel ?

Satan : Are you okay ?

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Asmo: Hey pretty , what're you up to? ;)

Mc: Eating cereal in bed

Asmo: And what would you be doing if I was in bed with you?

Mc:.......I would still be eating my cereal?

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Satan: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Beel will and will not eat.

Mc: Grass? Yes!

Satan: Moss? Yes!!

Mc: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Satan: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Mc: Worms? Sometimes!

Satan: Rocks? Usually nah.

Mc: Twigs? Usually!

Satan: Solomon's cooking? Inconclusive!

Lucifer: How did you... test this?

Mc: You just hand him stuff and say 'eat this' and if he eat it, he eat it.

Lucifer: ... I don't know how to feel about this.

Mammon: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

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*Mc applying chopsticks*

Solomon: What flavor is that?

Mc : Oh, it's strawberries

Solomon: can I try it?

Mc: *hands over chapstick* sure

Solomon Kiss Mc

Solomon: holy shit it does

[Mc thas stopped functioning]

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Lucifer : As far as I'm concerned, I don't blush.

Mc: Oh really? What if I do this?

*kisses him on the cheek*

Lucifer: Nope

*Mc kisses on the other one*

Lucifer : Nada

*Mc hug him*

Lucifer: Goose eggs

*Mc kisses him hard on the lips*

Lucifer: Nothing

Mc : Well, I guess I got nothing too. *walks out the rooms*

*Lucifer... turns read as a tomato*

[zinya]

Obey me brothers as songs

Hey how are you? I'm on break from my revisions, I still have 6 chapters to learn on cardiovascular physiology 🥲.Otherwise here are some little heacanons on boys and music, I would like to point out that my "selection" is made more on the lyrics than the style or genre of music

Lucifer

I think the chorus suits him very well.

Mammon:

Many posts that I have read choose music on the theme of money or for partying but I find that this music perfectly shows your state of mind when it is more "serious"

Leviathan :

100% anime

But more seriously if I had to choose on the lyrics I would say this one:

Asmodeus

I mean....it's the avatar of lust.....

Satan:

I think the fact that the music tells a slightly creepy story (well not really but I don't have another word) suits it well.

Beelzebub

Food ✅️

Rhythmic music that motivates ✅️

I was hesitant with this one so I put it on, I find it well represents his affection for MC and his family

Belphegor :

For belphi before lesson 16

Just for the joke sorry guys 🤣

Well I have reached the limit possible to put music.....

You want a part 2 ?

And hop, I've already been writing for an hour, I'm going back to revise bye bye

[zinya]

OBEY ME INCORRECT QUOTES #2

Hey, is your day going well? I had a question before starting: which OM character do you like the least?

This time there is no mention of blood or injury so you can read in peace

Mc- "I love you."

Lucifer-"Please don't."

Solomon who wanted to surprise MC by cooking a new recipe and ended up burning whatever this thing he calls "dish"

Solomon-"Look, I can explain... "

MC- "At this point I don't think I want you to."

Diavolo: "That's suspicious..."

Lucifer who watched MC and his family "What is?"

Diavolo:"This is the first time youve smiled in fourteen years."

Mc and Asmo who bet on who will have the most likes on devilgram

Mc-"How did you defeat me...?"

Asmo-"Because I have something you don't..."

Mc-"Superpowers?"

Asmo- "Well, I was going to say friends.. but yeah, that too."

Diavolo-"I've decided to run off and become a pirate. "

Barbatos-"But your highness, you have a kingdom to run...

Diavolo-"Not anymore!"

Mc- "Violence isn't always the answer."

Satan-"True, but it is an answer."

Mammon-"You can tell me to do whatever you want-"

Mc- "Good, because need一"

Mammon-"But that doesn't mean that I'll listen."

Mc who enters Levi's room and sees him with his sewing machine

Mc-"What are you making?"

Levi-“Bad decisions.”

Lucifer- "I have a secret."

Mc-"Then keep it to yourself. Knowing you, it's probably something that would get me killed again."

Levi- "I'm going to need a week to recover from this..."

Mammon-"We've only been outside for three minutes."

Lucifer-"And this, is exactly what happens when you don't follow instructions."

Mc- "Last time I checked, life doesn't just hand you a book of instructions when you're born."

Mammon- "Even if life did, who would actually follow them?"

Mc-"You look extremely sad."

Asmo-"Thank you."

Mc-"Well, are you alright?"

Asmo-"Yes, I'm fine."

Mc-"You have tears streaming down your face...'

Asmo- "I'm auditioning for a movie, and I have

to be able to cry on command."

Lucifer- "What is that?"

Mammon"Nothing!"

Lucifer"Well, 'nothing' looks a lot like my wallet. How did you get that?"

Mc-"NO."

Mammon-"I didn't even say anything."

Mc- "You didn't have to. That smirk said it for you."

Here are the ideas coming from: ~ThirzahWriteg~ and @Bookingitonthedaily ( Instagram)

I don't know if you like this kind of format, in any case I have a lot of fun making them, and of course sorry for any spelling mistakes you might see in the posts.

On that note have a good day, believe in yourself and do everything you can yesterday doesn't matter anymore but today does.💙

[zinya]

How brothers would react to an MC with bad grades ?

Because we've all had bad grades one day and we all deserve to be comforted.

Lucifer:

Being one of the students in the exchange program he will look at your grades very closely , he may even be aware of your grade before you do.

If it's just one bad grade he will lecture you and probably ban you from certain activities so that you work more (You can say goodbye to video game nights with Levi)

If it's several bad grades he will start asking you questions about what you don't understand and will give you lessons.

Of course, if it's grades that start to weigh on your morale, once your homework is finished, you're welcome to his room to relax.

"I believe in you, don't be discouraged, my love"

Mammon

welcome to the club

If it's a bad grade in math don't worry, The Great Mammon can help you.

Don't be discouraged human, he also has bad grades and lives very well

If he sees that you are depressed because of your grades he will suggest that you go out somewhere with him to take your mind off things. Do you prefer to go shopping or maybe go party somewhere?

If you don't want to go out then he will take you into his room and watch a movie in his arms while he comforts you and cuddle with you

Leviathan

I am convinced that he will show you anime with heroes at school to remotivate you "Hey I have a new anime called "I have bad grades and then everything changed the day I made friends"

If you don't want to, you can always watch TSL with him

But don't get me wrong he will encourage you to work too but he will come get you to take a break if it's been a long time

I don't know if devildom has computer science, but in any case if it's this subject that you're struggling with, he can help you.

Satan

Literally become your personal teacher after all, all his knowledge is yours.

Will lend you textbooks and workbooks

He will always encourage you to do your best

Like mammon he will also offer to go out and clear your mind: Do you want to buy new books? Go drink something at the cat cafe? Maybe the park?

Will read books to you or recite lessons at night in his room when you sleep together

Asmodeus

Positive affirmations

Are you discouraged? Has your self-confidence taken a hit? Spend 10 minutes with him and none of this will happen

"Honey don't cry your pretty skin and your beautiful eyes will suffer "

Will ask you to go shopping with him and you will receive 2 or 3 gifts so he can see you smile

He will help you with the charms lessons (TP too perhaps XD)

You will have the right to take a bath in his bathroom with his products to relax

Beelzebub

Will give you food to comfort you

Would like to help you with potions classes but we all know how it will end

Will give you hugs to comfort you and take you to exercise (if you want of course) to clear your mind

If you decide to study more he will come see you like Levi to take breaks and he will often bring you water or snacks

He will cheer you to death like you do during his matches

Maybe give you a kind of lucky charm to bring you luck for the next exams

Belphegor

Cuddle time

Since it concerns you, he will listen to you talk, like Asmo, about what is wrong

Then he will take you to the top of the Attic to sleep and relax with him

When you revise he comes and sleeps in your bed to keep you company

If you can't sleep because of stress you know where his room is , just kidding, he's already next to you in your bed, can't you see him?

(I don't know who drew this but it's so beautiful.) Anyway, I wrote that instead of studying my exam for tomorrow haha 😅🥲

Sorry for the mistakes, English is not my first language and sometimes I don't understand your abbreviations or expressions🤣

Tell me if you want the others

And don't forget that the most important thing is to do all you can and to be proud of yourself.

Have a Good day 💋

[zinya]

OBEY ME INCORRECT QUOTES #1

Just bits of conversations or sentences that I imagine the characters saying :

I found most of the ideas on Pinterest and Insta, there is mention of blood a few times, nothing too bad but in case that doesn't suit you I prefer to clarify :)

Asmo- "just ended a four year relationship"

MC- "I'm SO sorry.. "

Asmo- "It's okay, it wasn't my relationship"

Mc- 👁👄👁

Mc- "Shit, we're gonna die."

Solomon-"Now,| don't wanna hear that negative attitude. Look on the bright side!"

Mc- "Yay, we're gonna die! Wooo!"

Mc- "Did you just fall?"

Mammon- "No. I attacked the floor."

Mc- "Backwards?"

Mammon- "I'm freaking talented!"

* Mc who cut themself while cooking *

Asmo- "All this blood suits you perfectly, it's bring out your eyes "

One day satan came home with his face scratched all over :

"What happened to you?"

Satan- "There was a cat. An angry cat."

Mc-"so you' re a..."

Solomon-"a wizard, yes."

Mc- " was gonna say an old man but that works too"

Mc- "What's that?"

Diavolo "Don't touch it."

Mc-"I didn't ask if I should touch it, I asked what it was."

(Just for this one, I can imagine MC who encounters new things every day that are much too dangerous for her in Devildom and who perfectly understood that it was better to ask before touching and dying ).

Sorry if there aren't all the characters but it was just to share the quotes that I sometimes come across On this note, stop using the phone and screens and go to work to be proud of yourself.

[zinya]

Hey, I just wanted to introduce myself before anything :)

I wanted to create my account and write down some ideas about the obey me games (Mostly headcanons and incorrecte quotes) and have fun. Don't know if it's a good idea😅🤣

Don't hesitate to ask me for ideas, there are no problems. (I'm stupid and don't know how it all works yet, so do what you can)

But otherwise, which boy do you prefer?

Personally I would say Lucifer, I am also the eldest in my family and I totally understand his big brother's point of view XD

I wouldn't be longer than that

Have a good day/evening