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[spicy-apple-pie]

Damian he has super hearing, you're going to blow out his eardrums!

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[amorkuku]

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[robintherobiner]

Alfred never tells anyone anything about himself, even if prompted.

however he will leave those really descriptive, honest, unnecessary comments on youtube videos. You know the type. "Wow, this video is fabulous. Reminds me of my old pal, Henry, who loved to bake crossaints just like yours, and died fourty years ago. I watch your videos to remind myself of him." those types.

[froggylo]

Bruce: Where is Batmobile?

Jason: Where are the flowers?

Bruce: What flowers?

Jason: My flowers, on my grave. Today is the day I diеd, don’t you remember?

Bruce: You are alive, so your flowers are in the shop. Where is Batmobile?

Jason: And you are a jerk, so your Batmobile is in the river.

[kettlefire]

Not Always a Villain (DP x DC Prompt)

Alfred Pennyworth is a man who always stands on business. Despite what the world might think, Alfred is truly the scariest man within the Wayne family.

He is a man of morals, that is correct. There are some lines Alfred refuses to cross. Harming kids is one of them. However, some morals become flexible when it comes to his family.

Alfred isn't Batman. Or any of the other vigilantes under Batman's wing. Alfred is simply a butler, and that's all that matters. He loves his family, deeply and truly. If there is a day when no love is shared, that is the day he is dead.

Despite all that, Alfred is detatched from the vigilante work. His job is to be there for the Wayne family. To offer them help in any way he can. And Alfred always delivers.

Even if it goes unnoticed, just how large of a role he plays.

Alfred is content with his role, with his life. He is more than happy keeping his darker traits hidden and tucked away. Unneeded in a family like the Waynes.

That was until a new villain appeared in the scene. A young man who seemed to strick fear in the hearts of everyone who encountered him. With snow white hair and blood red eyes.

Alfred barely spared a thought to it. Barely paid attention to the chatter about this villain. It wasn't his job to. Alfred was simply a butler, and that was all.

That was until the day it happened. Damian Wayne was sent to the hospital. Bloodied and broken. A truly brutal attack.

When Alfred looked down at the young master. Bruised in a hospital bed with a tube helping him to breathe. Bandages hiding most of the damage, but the whole family knew. This was an extremely close call.

In that moment, Alfred Pennyworth snapped.

He pulled some strings and checked in a few long, overdue favors. Before long, Alfred was on his own mission. He didn't breathe a word of it to Bruce or the others.

Alfred knew they would try to stop him. Or worses, they'll try to join in. This was something Alfred needed to do. Despite being an overall kind-hearted man, Alfred still had the heart of a stone cold killer.

He failed when it had been Jason. Alfred wasn't going to fail Damian. Not another Wayne kid will be failed. Not anymore.

Alfred had been so set on doing it. In taking out this villain before things escalated further. This young man was clearly cold-hearted, willing to hurt anyone and anything.

That's what Alfred thought.

What he believed until the moment he was face to face with the young man. It had been so certain. The man was unbelievably cold. Laughing in the face of Alfred's words, only stroking the old man's anger.

That was until Alfred had landed a hit, and everything shifted.

Blood red eyes suddenly shifted to bright lazarus pit green. The cruel look in those eyes suddenly changed to a horrified guilty expression. The man had stopped the fight in an instant.

Pulling away from Alfred. Terror and guilt clear as day as the villain seemed to retreat. In that moment, it all seemed to click in Alfred's mind.

This wasn't a villain. He wasn't a monster only determined to hurt anyone in his path. He wasn't the Joker.

Even when green eyes turned red once again. Even when the young man struggled and fought against him.

Alfred didn't yield.

He slapped special cuffs on the man, removing the powers he had. Dragged the villain all the way back to the cave.

Even when the anger and recognition flooded everyones' expressions. Alfred didn't stand down. He held strong, refusing to let anyone get their hands on the young man.

The young man that seemed too much like a young boy.

Alfred pushed the crusade to help. Laid his case out. Pulled the trust card. The supposed villain wasn't the person Alfred had beef with.

Not after hour long interrogations. Getting as much information as they could. It was a struggle, but it found an end. Alfred had no qualms with this young man.

No, he quickly learned who was to blame. Who was the person who deserved Alfred's anger. Deserved to pay for what was done. Alfred had a name, and soon... Very soon, that person will be in an obituary. A name was all Alfred needed.

Alfred was going to take down this Freakshow. Even if it was the last thing he could do.

[finzphoenix]

H...Him... *////*

[zeravmeta]

the best part about the jonkler meme to me is that joker across all canons would absolutely hate it. joker loves to laugh at others but cannot handle being the butt of the joke himself so any variation of that meme said to him is the one thing that breaks his laughing persona and has him seething in utter rage. some tweens in gotham seeing joker prepared to execute members of city hall and go "oh my god its the jonkler he's going to jonk all over us!!" and that has him abandon all his weeks of planning just to rant about his image screaming that he JOKES not JONKS. he goes to the local ice cream store for his day off and one of the passerby order a weird combination just to go "welcome to my twisted mind, im basically the jonkler" and he has to run out before he bursts into tears. batman has said it exactly one time to him and never again just to fuck with him.

[starsand]

AIRPORT CRUSH || DAMIAN WAYNE.

“today is going to be a great day,” you think to yourself sarcastically as you find out your flight got delayed. 

because of the flight delay, your airline compensated you by upgrading you to first class. that doesn’t seem that bad anymore. 

walking into the lounge, there is no way you see….

the wayne family

here they are, all perfect. bruce, dick, jason, tim, and damian. you secretly take a picture of damian. you and your friend always joke about the wayne boys. it’s like your “when pigs fly,” idiom. you replace it like, “when i marry a wayne.” 

your friend’s respective opinion is that bruce wayne is a total “dilf” and is the most attractive of all of the wayne’s.

however, the correct opinion is that damian wayne is the best looking of all of them. look at him, with his suit and tie, perfect posture. 

damian catches you looking and looks up from his phone and shoots you a wink. 

hell yeah the kid is arrogant, but you could fix him. 

damian gets up and walks over to you, “hey.”

you couldn’t believe what was happening and falter a bit before replying, “oh hi.”

“number?” he asks, holding his phone out with a smile. 

“today is going to be a great day.” you think to yourself. 

[anyaharveyii]

sometimes, dick grayson has bad days. and usually, he can pinpoint exactly what caused it, but other times, he just wakes up in a bad mood.

his mother and father stress the importance of never losing your smile in this line of work. "nobody is paying to see you struggle," says his mother, who makes every flip and twist through the air look as easy as breathing. "and nobody is paying to see you falter," adds his father, who drills their entire family through their routine until it's practically embedded into their DNA. "smile through the pain," they say, and it's as much a warning as it is a plea.

he goes into the bathroom, and he perfects his expressions. he takes inspiration from his mother's warmth and his father's confidence, shades it slightly more cheerful, and commits it to memory.

his mother and father die with their smiles still stuck to their faces.

dick doesn't cry when the police arrive. he doesn't cry as they carry his parents away. he holds himself together behind the mask he's perfected over the years, and he doesn't break until the moment he's safely concealed behind the door of one of wayne manor's many bedrooms.

as the weeks pass into months, bruce's worried expression seems to fade. shortly after, alfred's furrowed brow smooths over as well. dick realises that they were waiting for him to break.

he feels a twisted sense of pride that he didn't.

and as the months pass into years, he gains several siblings who've never seen him without his signature grin. dick glances around the dinner table one day, and realises that there is nobody here who has ever seen all sides of himself.

the day that the facade cracks is one of those days where he just wakes up on the wrong side of the bed. his back is still sore from the previous night's patrol, and he can't turn his head all the way to the left. tim and damian are at each other's throats again, and jason's going through another hypersensitive phase where he takes everything that bruce says the wrong way.

by the time the day finally fucking ends, dick's ears are in physical pain from listening to hours of screaming over the coms. bruce is yelling at him to go to med while jason yells at bruce about ... something. tim and damian still haven't stopped and dick just fucking snaps.

he screams and he rants and he rages, and the expressions of pure shock on everyone's faces around him just serve to infuriate him that much more.

he disappears upstairs with the slam of a door, and when he wakes up in the morning, he feels nothing but shame.

he expects everyone to be angry as he apologises to them individually, but they all meet him with easy smiles and words of understanding. he doesn't really get what's going on until he goes to bruce, who claps him on the shoulder, and says, "we're family. our job is to accept the best of you and the worst of you. we're not going anywhere."

after that, dick doesn't smile less, exactly. it just ... changes. into something a little less flashy, and a little more genuine. something he saves for when he's around the people he loves.

[brucewaynehater101]

Alright. If I were to write a fic where the other batkids find out about Tim's time as Robin, what specifically do y'all think I should include?

This is gonna be a bad Bruce fic. Not all of the focus is going to be between Tim and Bruce, but a lot of it is. Some ideas:

Lady Shiva trained Tim

Tim getting called "Jason"

16th Birthday

Tim becoming Robin as a leash/therapy child instead of as a son

Tim's fake uncle

Some of YJ's adventures

Overall YJ's lack of support from adult heroes

What Tim witnessed before he became Robin (the brutality of Batman)

Imma include some fanon elements or more speculation than strictly canon.

Bruce pushed Tim harder than Jason or Dick to try to push Tim away (and as a weird form of venting/punishment for Tim forcing himself into the Robin role).

He provided less (or practically no) emotional support.

Tim hid injuries from Bruce and Alfred

He lied a lot to Batman

Their relationship was strictly professional until Cass came

If anyone has more or other ideas, feel free to reblog, comment, or send an ask. Also, feel free to expand on any point

[ebodebo]

i know that’s right🗣️🗣️

[giotanner]

Jason Todd in “The Boy Wonder 2” was what every Red Hood fan has deserved for quite some time. Just a few days ago I drew Jason explaining my displeasure at seeing yet another story arc with shock value and lazy writing on this character who really deserves so much better, because he has so much potential. Sure, of course “The Boy Wonder” is much more fairy tale-like and doesn't have the tough editorial policy of a Batman - Bat Family canon story that has to follow a certain narrative thread, however… I was also fascinated by the way Jason is drawn, his scars, his traumas, his dull eyes. So here is my redraw in my art style! Do you like it? Let me know!

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[dami-wayne]

My take on VENNro0's Starfire DTIYS :)

Post is HERE

[froggylo]

Headcanon that Conner is very attached to Tim because Tim was the first person Conner saw when Tim got him out from the cloning capsule.

Tim is like mama duck to Conner.

[jas-peesauna]

s5 penguin sketch page ^_^