More quotes from my day as more superbat incorrect quotes:
Bruce: To say I would move heaven and earth for you would not be a just testament to the love my heart harbours for you, for I would tear the realms apart and meticulously recreate the universe in your image if it meant to please you.
Clark: Babe, I literally just wanted to know if it would be chill if I took the last fry, all that was not necessary.
Bruce: Oh. No, I wanted the last fry.
Clark:
Bruce:
Clark: Duel you for it?
Bruce: Sure, I'm gonna win though.
Clark: No you're not.
Bruce: Yes I am.
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It's the middle of the night in Fawsett city, it's very cold and Billy Batson is trying to sleep, curling up with his favorite plushie tiger in a dark alley in the heart of the city.
Suddenly his communicator starts making noise, the Justice League needs him! And he is on his way! He gets up and starts to get out of the alley, he speaks with confidence!
"Hello! Yes I am here!"
".... Who are you? We need to talk to Captain Marvel...?"
Oh no. That's Batman. Oh shit.
He forgot to turn into Marvel first, and now everything is gonna be bad! He doesn't need another foster home! He's doing good by himself! And now the Justice League hates him!
"Be calm." It's Solomon! He always gives good advice"You are a kid right now, act like it! Pretend to be Billy."
"Oh! You mean... Uh... Dad?" Ok now that's a long shot there's no way-
"Yes sweetie... your dad.... Can you give this to him...?"
No way. No bloody way. (He's spending too much time with Constantine.)
"Ok! Just a moment!"
SHAZAM!
"Hi hello? Captain Marvel here."
"..."
"Hello? Is there anyone there?" Do you think he knows? "Be patient."
"Captain Marvel, Batman here. We are gonna have to talk about this at a later date. Right now we need your help with-"
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The next day, when Captain went to deliver his report of the mission at the Watchtower tensions were high and everyone seemed to be staring at him.
Oh that's not good.
"Marvel! Mind if we have a word with you?" Batman says, right behind him is Superman and the both of them don't seem to be too amused, well at least Batman isn't.
Oh that's definitely not good.
"Of course not! What can I help you guys with?" He looks at the clock in the nearest wall.
"We won't take too much of your time. Just going to ask you to please not let the communication devices near your child again." Oh they really believed that?!
"Oh ok! Uh... You know how they can get... Haha..." That's gonna be awkward to deal with....
"We are not judging you!!" Superman says a bit too fast. "It's good to know more about you! I mean family it's a good thing to have! I mean we know you are a private person-"
"Don't worry about it. I won't let it happen again! For now Billy will not be near the comms!"
Well shit.
"Well it's getting a bit late... And uh... I really gotta be home..." Get out of there! Before you say something more stupid!!
As the captain was leaving he could feel Batman looking at him, before he completely left the room he looked back only to see him starting to search for something on his personal computer (it's no batcomputer but it does his job) and the only thing he can think of is "I'm so screwed".
Sure one name isn't a lot, but he looks just like his dad, and making the comparison is not gonna be hard for the world's best detective.
And he really doesn't want to pretend to be his dad. Well not again at least.
Well time to pretend to kill my kid! Again.
That time with that fairy prince was really unfortunate.
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