#incorrect mdzs

[twistedappletree]

lan wangji: *brings home baby a-yuan*

lan xichen: i want one too :(

lan jingyi:

[nixster627]

Wei Wuxian: Ducklings I'll be honest, daddy's about to kill himself.

Lan Sizhui: ...

Lan Jingyi: ...

Jin Ling: ...You are not my father.

[5-pounds-of-carrots]

we Stan a supportive husband

[theineffableoystercatcher]

Wei Wuxian: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Lan Wangji: I wake up at 5am Wei Wuxian: Wei Wuxian: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

[drrksaturday]

[yingying-baby]

So relatable!! 😂🥲💔

[wangxian-on-repeat]

Wei Wuxian: would you still think i’m hot if i was evil

Lan Wangji: if by “evil” you mean rebelling against the orthodoxy that was actually so incredibly attractive i almost threw up though i actively tried to ignore it at the time

Lan Wangji: your face is very red, what is wrong

[wangxian-the-zhijis]

Lwj: *softly* ouch…

Wwx: What happened?!

Lwj: Nothing. I just nicked my finger while cleaning Bichen.

Wwx: Aw, here. *kisses his finger*

Lwj: What’s that for?

Wwx: Shijie does that to me! It’s supposed to make you feel better!

—Later—

Lwj: Brother, may I ask you to please punch me in the mouth?

Lxc: … Brother???

Jwy: Can I volunteer?

(Insp.)

[lucky-cat-13]

Wei Wuxian: Whenever Jiang Cheng gets mad at me, I tighten all the lids on our jars so he has to come to me for help.

*sounds of glass shattering in the background*

Wei Wuxian: It hasn't worked yet, but it will.

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Lan Wangji: Jiang Wanyin, I’m asking permission to marry your brother.

Jiang Cheng: What is this, the dark ages? Since you asked, no you can’t. Beat me in a duel first.

[mxtx-incorrect-quotes]

Lan Xichen: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?

Lan Wangji: Do not do that.

Lan Xichen: You won’t even notice!

Wei Wuxian, entering: Zewu-Jun, you wanted to see me again?

Lan Xichen: Wangji's single

Lan Wangji:

[twistedappletree]

wei wuxian: *appears with a screeching murder of crows, creepy black tendrils sprouting out of his body, glowing red eyes and a corpse-summoning hell flute*

lan wangji: move in with me

[nixster627]

Wei Wuxian: What's your type?

Lan Wangji: Kind, smart and also dumb, brave, a good fighter.

Wei Wuxian: That kinda sounds like me. Too bad I'm not a woman.

Lan Wangji: Did I mention dumb?

Wei Wuxian: Yes.

Lan Wangji: Good. Just making sure.

[5-pounds-of-carrots]

not wei wuxian saying “it’s, uh, normal for men to do stuff like this once in a while” immediately after like ????

[beefdogcoffee]

jiang cheng: having a sibling is so stupid. like i would fall into a trap of the wens and run from my hiding place and get captured and then lose my core and get tortured for you and not tell you a single thing but i won't share a single drop of soup with you wei wuxian: what jiang cheng: jiang cheng: what

[jubileesstuff]

Wei Ying: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Lan Zhan: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Wei Ying: Seize the dick.