More quotes from my day as more superbat incorrect quotes:
Bruce: To say I would move heaven and earth for you would not be a just testament to the love my heart harbours for you, for I would tear the realms apart and meticulously recreate the universe in your image if it meant to please you.
Clark: Babe, I literally just wanted to know if it would be chill if I took the last fry, all that was not necessary.
Bruce: Oh. No, I wanted the last fry.
Clark:
Bruce:
Clark: Duel you for it?
Bruce: Sure, I'm gonna win though.
Clark: No you're not.
Bruce: Yes I am.
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Life must be hard for superbat fans, because they can only have one of three main variants if they want the other two to remain non-incestuous.
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(Upon seeing something startling and/or bad.)
CLARK: "Great Scott!"
KON: "Holy bad luck, Batman! Wow, set my phasers on stunned!"
KARA: "Fuck."
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that's right baby
Superman: World of New Krypton #6
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Tim: Send dudes
Cassie: You mean nudes ?
Tim: No dudes im in a fight
Tim: Send dudes
Bart: OMW TIMMY
Tim: Send dudes
Kon: You mean nudes ? *Photo attached*
Tim: Damn drop the core routine
Also
I NEED HELP ASAP
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Genuinely love the fact that regardless of which Superfam/Batfam pairing (romantic or platonic) you're looking at, it's always some variation of:
Batfam member: They're so lucky I'm the normal one.
Superfam member: Holy shit, every single one of you is fucking insane!!!!
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Clark is literally just minding his business! Just walking down the hall, after an elevator interview with Luthor! And baby Dick Grayson immediately just fucking CLOCKS HIM as different.
Didn't even see him rescue anyone! No amazing feats of strength! No super speed! No weird coincidences! Just Clark Kent walking down a hallway and Dick Grayson is immediately ALL THE HELL OVER HIM and he's RIGHT.
And he knows when someone is cheating, he may not know how yet (alien with x-ray vision, to be fair, is a bit out there for his current level of experience), but that kid KNOWS WHEN SOMEONE IS CHEATING.
Also, absolutely PHENOMENAL that, while Bruce apparently leaves Dick in the LEXCORP KIDZ-ZONE while he's busy, I'm sure Dick loved that, even at thirteen years old.
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Clark Kent’s birthday canonically being February 29th is hysterical to me. Not because it’s meant to jokingly explain away how Superman is a timeless character, but because it implies Martha and Jonathan Kent found an alien baby in a cornfield, and when pressed to choose a birthday for their new baby, they gave him the most difficult birthday possible.
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“Like father like son” except it’s just Bruce and his children each falling in love with different members of the Super family
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