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[ ## HENDERY @ 7:33 pm ]

"Hey, where'd you get that bowl of tomato soup?" Jeno asked Hendery who was currently holding a bowl of tomato soup.

Or so Jeno thought.

"Oh," Hendery smiled politely, "It's just a bowl of ketchup that I microwaved." Jeno blinked, several times. "M-Microwaved?"

Hendery nodded. Why get a can of tomato soup from the convenience store down the street when you have a ketchup bottle at home and a microwave in your neighbor's house? Taking a spoonful of said "soup" Hendery nodded, "It could use a little salt and pepper." In blatant confusion, Jeno handed Hendery the dorm's salt and pepper shaker. He watched as Hendery mixed it in, why did it kinda look good?

"Why don't you get yourself some, Jeno? It's good"

The texture, the smell, the seasoning, the color...it spoke to Jeno.

"Y-yeah, I'll get some."

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[ ## HENDERY @ 7:33 pm ]

"Hey, where'd you get that bowl of tomato soup?" Jeno asked Hendery who was currently holding a bowl of tomato soup.

Or so Jeno thought.

"Oh," Hendery smiled politely, "It's just a bowl of ketchup that I microwaved." Jeno blinked, several times. "M-Microwaved?"

Hendery nodded. Why get a can of tomato soup from the convenience store down the street when you have a ketchup bottle at home and a microwave in your neighbor's house? Taking a spoonful of said "soup" Hendery nodded, "It could use a little salt and pepper." In blatant confusion, Jeno handed Hendery the dorm's salt and pepper shaker. He watched as Hendery mixed it in, why did it kinda look good?

"Why don't you get yourself some, Jeno? It's good"

The texture, the smell, the seasoning, the color...it spoke to Jeno.

"Y-yeah, I'll get some."

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[ ## YUTA @ 5:56 am ]

"Mark!" Yuta cried out "Could you walk any louder?" Mark rubbed the back of his neck, "My bad, can't control how loud my ass cheeks clap!"

"I know, I know," Yuta sighed. "But you're kinda alerting the sailors." he pointed up, showing Mark all the sudden lights lighting up in the dark.

"Just—maybe hold them?" Yuta suggested as they entered the facility where Doyoung and Johnny were being detained.

"God, took you two long enough." Doyoung complained. "I could hear Mark's ass cheeks from a mile away" he sighed, deadpanning Mark. "Wait, like for real?" Mark asked in disbelief. "Yes, Mark. Your ass cheeks were like the only thing I could hear." Johnny cleared his throat, "It was kinda a sick beat though, I think you should record it next time." Mark just stared at Johnny in awe. "For real?"

"For real." Johnny confirmed.

"Not to interrupt such a touching moment, but before we run again, Mark—please hold your ass." Yuta scolded

"Sorry, hyung."

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[ ## YUTA @ 5:56 am ]

"Mark!" Yuta cried out "Could you walk any louder?" Mark rubbed the back of his neck, "My bad, can't control how loud my ass cheeks clap!"

"I know, I know," Yuta sighed. "But you're kinda alerting the sailors." he pointed up, showing Mark all the sudden lights lighting up in the dark.

"Just—maybe hold them?" Yuta suggested as they entered the facility where Doyoung and Johnny were being detained.

"God, took you two long enough." Doyoung complained. "I could hear Mark's ass cheeks from a mile away" he sighed, deadpanning Mark. "Wait, like for real?" Mark asked in disbelief. "Yes, Mark. Your ass cheeks were like the only thing I could hear." Johnny cleared his throat, "It was kinda a sick beat though, I think you should record it next time." Mark just stared at Johnny in awe. "For real?"

"For real." Johnny confirmed.

"Not to interrupt such a touching moment, but before we run again, Mark—please hold your ass." Yuta scolded

"Sorry, hyung."

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[ ## J0HNNY & JAEHYUN @ 12:26 am ]

"Johnny?...Johnny no! Left!!" Jaehyun whisper shouted as Johnny moved Mark's desk to what he thought was the left.

He's moving it to the right though.

"I'm moving it to the left like you said!" Johnny whisper shouted back, still moving Mark's desk to his apparent left. Jaehyun sighed, "Johnny, I mean left, not right." Johnny only blinked back at his friend. "What."

"Look," Jaehyun exasperated, holding up his hands and moving his fingers in the shape of an L. "Hold up your fingers, Johnny." Johnny mirrored Jaehyun's form, he nodded. "Ok, now which one makes the L?" Jaehyun asked, observing as Johnny deliberated his question. "This one!" Johnny exclaimed. "THAT'S YOUR LEFT HAND." Jaehyun exclaimed, pulling on his hair as Johnny's face contorted into the face of a man who finally realized his right from his lefts. "Oh. My. God." The younger man sighed, "Now fucking move Mark's stuff one inch to the left."

Johnny nodded, measuring every little thing exactly one inch to the left as Jaehyun did the same. "Perfect" Jaehyun whispered as they left Mark's room as quietly as possible.

"Man," Mark sighed with a smile on his face. "I am like just so clumsy—keep bumpin' into things today" he laughed, sitting down at the table for breakfast. Johnny and Jaehyun hummed, acknowledging Mark.

"Wonder why."

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[ ## J0HNNY & JAEHYUN @ 12:26 am ]

"Johnny?...Johnny no! Left!!" Jaehyun whisper shouted as Johnny moved Mark's desk to what he thought was the left.

He's moving it to the right though.

"I'm moving it to the left like you said!" Johnny whisper shouted back, still moving Mark's desk to his apparent left. Jaehyun sighed, "Johnny, I mean left, not right." Johnny only blinked back at his friend. "What."

"Look," Jaehyun exasperated, holding up his hands and moving his fingers in the shape of an L. "Hold up your fingers, Johnny." Johnny mirrored Jaehyun's form, he nodded. "Ok, now which one makes the L?" Jaehyun asked, observing as Johnny deliberated his question. "This one!" Johnny exclaimed. "THAT'S YOUR LEFT HAND." Jaehyun exclaimed, pulling on his hair as Johnny's face contorted into the face of a man who finally realized his right from his lefts. "Oh. My. God." The younger man sighed, "Now fucking move Mark's stuff one inch to the left."

Johnny nodded, measuring every little thing exactly one inch to the left as Jaehyun did the same. "Perfect" Jaehyun whispered as they left Mark's room as quietly as possible.

"Man," Mark sighed with a smile on his face. "I am like just so clumsy—keep bumpin' into things today" he laughed, sitting down at the table for breakfast. Johnny and Jaehyun hummed, acknowledging Mark.

"Wonder why."

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[ ## J0HNNY & JAEHYUN @ 12:26 am ]

"Johnny?...Johnny no! Left!!" Jaehyun whisper shouted as Johnny moved Mark's desk to what he thought was the left.

He's moving it to the right though.

"I'm moving it to the left like you said!" Johnny whisper shouted back, still moving Mark's desk to his apparent left. Jaehyun sighed, "Johnny, I mean left, not right." Johnny only blinked back at his friend. "What."

"Look," Jaehyun exasperated, holding up his hands and moving his fingers in the shape of an L. "Hold up your fingers, Johnny." Johnny mirrored Jaehyun's form, he nodded. "Ok, now which one makes the L?" Jaehyun asked, observing as Johnny deliberated his question. "This one!" Johnny exclaimed. "THAT'S YOUR LEFT HAND." Jaehyun exclaimed, pulling on his hair as Johnny's face contorted into the face of a man who finally realized his right from his lefts. "Oh. My. God." The younger man sighed, "Now fucking move Mark's stuff one inch to the left."

Johnny nodded, measuring every little thing exactly one inch to the left as Jaehyun did the same. "Perfect" Jaehyun whispered as they left Mark's room as quietly as possible.

"Man," Mark sighed with a smile on his face. "I am like just so clumsy—keep bumpin' into things today" he laughed, sitting down at the table for breakfast. Johnny and Jaehyun hummed, acknowledging Mark.

"Wonder why."

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[ ## M4RK @ 11:28 PM ]

Mark's ! face lit up with excitement. Taeyong bought him a watermelon!

Mark looked around as he held his prized possession, the coast was clear. There was no one in the kitchen as far as he knew. Holding the fruit up to his face, he gave it a big fat smooch before smiling at it like it was his girlfriend.

Little did he know, Johnny and Jaehyun were right there.

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[ ## J34HYUN @ 11:32 AM ]

"Awe, f-fuck" Jaehyun ! groaned with a crack in his voice.

It's been ten minutes since he thought waxing his legs was a good idea. Obviously it's not and bow he's glaring, shooting daggers at the box of wax strips he bought.

The bathroom he was in suddenly seemed hotter, it probably wasn't hotter though—he was just sweating profusely. As he inhaled, he ripped off the rest of the newly laid wax strip. His eyes were shut, eyebrows furrowed in instant regret. Jaehyun would stop—he would love to stop if he could. But unfortunately, he can't. Who would want to walk around with a bald recangle on their thigh? Actually, make that two bald spots now. Who would want to walk around with two bald spots on their thigh? Certainly not Jaehyun. Jaehyun gulped as his eyes glanced at the door. It was wide open, he should close it. Right when he reached to close it, Jisung appeared.

Jaehyun blinked in shock, "Jisung?" Jaehyun would do anything to get Jisung away from him. "Hi" Jisung said sheepishly, trying not to stare at Jaehyun's... situation.

Jaehyun fumbled on his words before he could form an answer. A voice rang through the dorm, a familiar one in fact. "Hey, Jisung did you ever find your charger—" it was Mark. Both of the boys stared at Jaehyun, confused yet intrigued by him.

Jaehyun ended up crying himself to sleep that night. The silence in that bathroom was so loud that it was almost too loud.

He choked on his tears and silence as he cried.

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