i hate people who can go to sleep as soon as they shut their eyes like that shit takes me 3 hours, 700 position changes and a sacrifice to the gods
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4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
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“The heart is another. And when it calls, you have little choice but to answer. When these playoffs are done, there’ll be no more pulling rabbits out of hats by the Magic Man. Just a quiet bow, a final curtain, and the sound of a distant airplane, heading home.”
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@ocpdgarou @yokaicore
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#25TheHardWay
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everybody thinks their dog is the best dog in the world and everybody is right
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“I’m not ignoring you intentionally I just have no motivation to respond the way that I feel you deserve” - a novel by me.
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MVP
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he looks so happy
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20 minutes into dentistry and chill and he gives u
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nhl app: 25 GAME POINT STREA-
me: 1-800-did-i-fucking-ask
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