you'll never find me and batman in the same room18yrsheavily medicated diva
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Character development so good that the one on the right would beat the shit out of the one on the left.


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headcanon that dick grayson from the harley quinn show is just teen titans go robin all grown up
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i stand with you, my leige
TUMBLR VS DISNEY WORLD. WE HAVE TO SEIZE THE MUPPETS. WE HAVE TO SET THEM FREE BEFORE MICKEYS GOONS TAKE THEM AWAY FROM ME. MY RAGE IS ENOUGH. MY FISTS ARE ENOUGH. MY SCREAMS ARE ENOUGH.THEY CANNOT STOP ALL OF US
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silly oc brainrot doodle
#twilight renaissance#the twilight saga#twilight#original female character#twilight fanfiction#original character#the cullens#edward cullen#carlisle cullen#twilight saga
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(I may or may not be writing a halloween one shot as we speak and happened upon this)
we were so robbed of a halloween party hosted at the cullen house in both the books and the movies. you just KNOW alice would've planned the FUCK out of a halloween party. edward in the most pretentious costume you've ever seen (some niche 18th century poet. bella and alice had to convince him to even dress up at all, so this was the compromise), alice in a gorgeous, historically accurate joan of arc costume which everyone spends the whole night complimenting and wondering where on earth she got it (carlisle's antiques collection. knowing him, it's probably the real thing), and jacob turns up 2 hours late in a shitty vampire cloak, white face paint, plastic fangs and the biggest shit eating grin you've ever seen. edward spends most of the night glarring at him from across the room while standing in the corner pretending to sip from his red solo cup. god, what a missed opportunity.
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we were so robbed of a halloween party hosted at the cullen house in both the books and the movies. you just KNOW alice would've planned the FUCK out of a halloween party. edward in the most pretentious costume you've ever seen (some niche 18th century poet. bella and alice had to convince him to even dress up at all, so this was the compromise), alice in a gorgeous, historically accurate joan of arc costume which everyone spends the whole night complimenting and wondering where on earth she got it (carlisle's antiques collection. knowing him, it's probably the real thing), and jacob turns up 2 hours late in a shitty vampire cloak, white face paint, plastic fangs and the biggest shit eating grin you've ever seen. edward spends most of the night glarring at him from across the room while standing in the corner pretending to sip from his red solo cup. god, what a missed opportunity.
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I'm not a violent muppet... I don't know why I bite
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Baldphobia really is worse than homophobia but I don't think the Tumblrinas are ready for that conversation.
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ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?
BECAUSE YOURE 10/10
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Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.
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me on god fr fr

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nobody could ever make me hate you, brittany broski.
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and you know what, im stronger for it
you wouldnt last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

#my third grade teacher read us the first book and it became my own personal brand of heroine#i used to hiss at people#my sister just wanted to play LPS with me but instead i forced her into playing cat organized crime ft the cat ten commandments#warrior cats
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