0hzarks
0hzarks
Shiver Me Buttcheeks!
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Ozark/Oz | He/They | Adult | ENG/ESP/日本語 | Microplastic Sommelier and Silly Guy Connoisseur | Opinions are My Own
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0hzarks · 18 hours ago
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of course your knight has pronounced canine teeth and pronouns
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0hzarks · 18 hours ago
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seven & tuvok, when not engaging in their mutual affinity for silence, discuss matters incomprehensible to most. you just would not get it
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0hzarks · 18 hours ago
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Saying "mosquitoes are annoying" after one bites me but shaking my head the whole time so the attractive single ecologists in my area know I understand their value in the ecosystem and that we would slowly die if they went extinct
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0hzarks · 18 hours ago
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0hzarks · 18 hours ago
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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0hzarks · 18 hours ago
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While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”
And then I Remembered.
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0hzarks · 4 days ago
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0hzarks · 7 days ago
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0hzarks · 7 days ago
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returning back inside during a fire drill, one of the kids started dancing and a coworker goes "stop hitting the griddy" and the kid goes "why" and coworker struggled past her laughter so i said "well you wouldn't hit the griddy during an actual fire" and the kid nodded solemnly
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0hzarks · 14 days ago
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bro be careful. this is diva country
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0hzarks · 14 days ago
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I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck
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0hzarks · 14 days ago
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0hzarks · 14 days ago
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As a wheelchair user I'm trying to reframe my language for "being in the way."
"I'm in the way," "I can't fit," and "I can't go there," is becoming "there's not enough space," "the walkway is too narrow," and "that place isn't accessible."
It's a small change, but to me it feels as if I'm redirecting blame from myself to the people that made these places inaccessible in the first place. I don't want people to just think that they're helping me, I want them to think that they're making up for someone else's wrongdoing. I want them to remember every time I've needed help as something someone else caused.
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0hzarks · 14 days ago
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yeah well why don't you make like a tree and stand unyielding and ever-watching through time immemorial
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0hzarks · 20 days ago
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an ill omen
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0hzarks · 20 days ago
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need everyone to know that the artist who created this iconic artwork:
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is STILL creating wolf art TO THIS DAY. TEN YEARS LATER. proof that the world is beautiful. her username is wolfroad! you can find her art right here, and here are a few of her more recent pieces that I absolutely adore:
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0hzarks · 23 days ago
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the hardest part of transitioning is when the shawarma guy stops calling you "boss"
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