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Mom all i’m doing is marrying Elliott for the 11th time in a row and breeding flowers, making my town pretty calm down
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being naked is not sexy. wearing a white 18th century shirt with poofy sleeves tucked into a pair of black high waisted trousers is sexy. there are no exceptions
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When your companion gives you sweet rolls or purified water when you talk to them

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The dude looks like bacon but confidence is sexy.
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S.S: I’m literally going to fight the next person who hates on my significant other.
Hancock: I hate myself
S.S: ALRIGHT YOU BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF SHIT, S Q U A R E UP!
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