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New one from today:

"Of course I heard you! You live in the door next to me!"

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best man

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The Count is readying the castle for his esteemed guest! There’s much to be done 😈

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Jack Davenport as Peter Smith-Kingsley THE TALENTED MR. RIPLEY (1999) dir. Anthony Minghella

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I have become Jonathan, blorbo of my fics

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hand-shaped bruises. bracelets of finger imprints on wrists, branded on shoulders or throats or hips. the lack of plausible deniability. the way anyone seeing it can tell something Happened. someone who cares sees it and there’s no hiding the ongoing whump anymore. the photographs memorializing it. the moment a sleeve slips and a friend or coworker or roommate asks “whoa, what happened?”

just. the obviousness of it. the distinctness of it. hand-shaped bruises my beloved.

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Dracula + style

The Dark Compass

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i would like to know your client-character and also vlorbos. if youre still doing your ask game :)

Soooo! First things first — thanks for the ask, we appreciate it around this parts ❤

Let's start with vlorbos, they're easy. Alucard Hellsing, as well as all possible versions of Dracula, never met the bastard I couldn't love. Nosferatu and Vladislav the Poker are included! Any and all vampire Lucies, Minas, Renfields and Jonathans are my beloved. It's also Lestat (Interview with the Vampire), Rip Van Winkle from Hellsing and Colin Robinson from What We Do In The Shadows, as well as Silas from the Graveyard Book. Can't forget Otto Chriek and Dragon King of Arms from Terry Pratchett's books! And the newest addition to the collection is Kid Vampire and his dad — the family I started watching after @0nelittlebirdtoldme indirect suggestion.

Now, for the client-blorbo. It's Diamonds from Steven Universe, as well as Catra from She-Ra. I am Sick And Tired of people who are trying to convict cartoon characters for hypothetical war crimes. They must immediately go outside and touch grass.

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I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

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Also laughing in the rain. Running on a beach. Lying in a field.

most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

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been to London today

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"Please. I've told you everything I know." The prisoner tried to twist away from the interrogator's grip. "I swear, there's nothing else--please…"

"Good," the interrogator purred, tightening his grip on the prisoner's chin. "Now that I don't need to worry about damaging you too badly to talk, I can have some real fun with you."

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thinking about this thing v

the "Man-Catcher", used throughout Europe in the 18th century. Despite the spikes, it was not used to harm. Thanks to the spring-loaded bits at the front, it had enough wiggleroom for a neck to slip through, but not escape. It was used to knock knights from their horses and keep them subdued, either to end a fight, or to ransom the knight off. Versions of it are still used today, but they look less cool in my opinion .

Holy crap that thing is CRAZY!!!!! WHAT!!! A Man-Catcher hahaha. But damn that would be great to incorporate into a whump fic! I like it.