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Self-Soothing

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go on more walks. walk for no reason. walk to solve a problem. walk to blow off steam. walk to get outside. walk to listen, read, and learn. walk to escape distractions. walk to improve your health. walk to think. a simple walking habit can change absolutely everything.

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☾⋆｡𖦹 °✩

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basic human empathy has got to make a comeback divas

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we did a good job making "even" have 4 letters and "odd" have 3 letters

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The Celestial Dance

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I'm actually comfortable in this pit you put me in. I like it in here and I will resist any attempt made to rescue me. I'm happy with the scraps you feed me and I don't mind how sick I'm getting.

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hold on a second man…

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@abuzd it meeee

Rebecca Chaperon (@rebeccachaperon) “Light as a Feather”

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I do unfortunately think some people on the internet need to learn that my body my choice also extends to the choices you don't agree with like having a child, weight loss medication, modesty clothing, etc. if I doesn't affect you than it's none of your business

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therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

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On my local weather channel theres this small 20 somethings guy who does the minor weather and my family is so enchanted by him. He wears the most egregious suits and ties that make my grandparents go off the rails. Sometimes he blends in with the green screen and my grandparents go farther off the rails. My entire family calls him "sheldon" because any skinny white geeky guy is Sheldon Cooper to them. There is currently a huge tornado on the way and they sent Sheldon to go check it out. Sheldon sounds like he's crying in the middle of this horrible rain and my grandparents are so upset about it. Sheldon could die out there. Why did they have to sacrifice him? Sacrificing their young. My grandmother has started a grudge against the main weather man for abusing poor poor Sheldon. I will update if Sheldon survives.

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"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

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change is inevitable 

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Worst thing ever in the whole world is when a thunderstorm is forecasted and then it doesn’t storm. literally so rude I was excited for this all day.