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I don't think homophobia is widespread in star wars. but Tatooine - generally considered the sandy asscrack of the galaxy - and its hostility towards the indigenous people of the planet, the proliferation of slavery, and the generally unsavory attitudes found on the planet from disgruntled habitants to pit stopping criminals and the very steady reign of the Hutts.... I would be surprised if homophobia wasn't one of the many ways that discrimination took shape.

now Luke. I don't know if he knew he was gay. but. y'know. wormie sounds like some sort of gay slur. maybe the school kids called him wormie and told him he'd end up like that hermit that lives by the dune sea.

(yes, Ben Kenobi did the absolute worst job of being invisible on that planet. everyone knew there was some crazy ass old hermit living in the middle of fuck ass nowhere)

and maybe Luke took offense to that. because Old Ben has been perfectly nice every time they've interacted.

maybe as much as he always wanted to leave Tatooine in the dust, he always thought fondly of that hermit that was also worm coded

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If you adopt a clone, either familial or friendship, you just gotta be prepared for them to come with an entire squad attached.

These fuckers come in packs. You made 1 friend and gained like a dozen more by proxy.

You aren't getting rid of them either. They're attached now.

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I've been horrendously busy but here's a ten minute sketch of two cunty old men bickering. I don't even know what their beef is. Some 30-year-old amputation dispute or whatever.

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he has attachment issues

its ok, i get it

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Yoda: hmm, homophobia, this is

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an incomplete list of batshit wild things that happen in the darth plagueis novel:

darth plagueis murders someone in front of a crowd by holding her hands to hide the force lightning that's boiling her blood - and completely gets away with it

plagueis interferes with a shapeshifter changing forms, forcing them to be permanently stuck in the transition phase looking like two different species

plagueis experiments on his rival's midichlorians for over a decade, killing and reviving him multiple times until his organs give out

darth sidious installs his lightsaber into a piece of art he keeps in his office and just doesn't use it again for like 30 years

plagueis uses force speed to move faster than the falling rain

plagueis and sidious pull out a man's still-beating heart and eat it

plagueis survives an assassination attempt by deliberately stopping two of his hearts and letting himself bleed out just enough that the assassins assume he's dead

sidious murders a senator by burning him inside some curtains and watching him roast alive

plagueis' home gets fucking nuked

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Back in 2022 I drew Valencia in e Star Wars and now it’s real, so here we go again 🩵

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this is not a serious character analysis

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Anakin shows up to Yoda's little office asking for help with his terrible "everyone around me is dying" nightmares and the frog goes "yes, sit in this stool you must, ominous light on your face falls there, badass it looks, no implications this will have"

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Things aren’t going to get better

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I love them.

Soy muy flojo para redibujar las fotos pero ni modo.

And I clearly saw this and my neurons were activated;

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I’m POSITIVE he went viral on the holonet during the clone wars and she had everything to do with it

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that dark vader shower head

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“Anakin”