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reblog if you’re a sick fuck

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This energy though

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just passed a guy in the store wearing a shirt that said "I hate being sexy but I'm a chubby bearded man so I can't help it". hell yeah brother

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i made a meme

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nothing has fucked me up more than knowing the australian white ibis has a near-identical sister species called the african sacred ibis. the african sacred ibis is associated with thoth, ancient god of wisdom and reason. the australian white ibis is most commonly referred to as a “bin chicken”.

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Drawing porn is hard but I'm harder

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things you DO NOT need to be a man

a dick

he/him pronouns

XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

the swiftness of a coursing river

the force of a great typhoon

the strength of a raging fire

the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

^this post was brought to you by LGBT^

Let's

Get down to

Business

To defeat the huns

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Johnny: What did I achieve, shouting "Chippin' In" to a bunch of angry, pimply kids? V: Ya gave those kids hope. That the suits couldn't buy everything.

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A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took a class called Relationships For Life and I learned that most people fall out of love for the same reasons they fell in it. That their lover’s once endearing stubbornness has now become refusal to compromise and their one track mind is now immaturity and their bad habits that you once adored is now money down the drain. Their spontaneity becomes reckless and irresponsible and their feet up on your dash is no longer sexy, just another distraction in your busy life. Nothing saddens and scares me like the thought that I can become ugly to someone who once thought all the stars were in my eyes.

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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

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I forgot to post here🧍‍♀️

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Reminder that a theater full of people was so loud during the CaitVi love scene that a sound engineer said the noise levels were like a jet engine, and Riot executives saw that. Reminder that the CaitVi love scene has literally won awards. Reminder that CaitVi flags are being flown in Pride parades in countries like South Korea, Mexico, Poland, France, Portugal, etc. Reminder that CaitVi are the second most popular f/f ship in all of ao3 and has more than doubled in the number of fics since s2 dropped. Reminder that the CaitVi love scene is the most captured moment in all of god damn Netflix.

Don't let a perma online vocal minority make you feel like a bad person for liking Caitlyn or CaitVi. Caitlyn and CaitVi mean a lot to many people and have left a positive impact on media representation. You are part of that legacy.

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sexyback is a good song but the idea of justin timberlake being sexual disgusts me I don't even register him as a human being let alone a person or a man he's more akin to an old blind dog who pisses everywhere