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imagine if you’re the parent of some super adorable tiny elementary school pony and she gets her cutie mark one day while listening to Insane Clown Posse on her horse ipad and u look and its a fucking hatchetman. and you realize your 10 year old child is destined to be a part of the dark carnival. 

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i hope everyone is having a good evening. blood everywhere btw

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Crying right now because trans people are so amazing… Smoking weed too… Merry Christmas…

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Tons more at the source!

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Hey y'all, sorry for being gone so long but idk if I can keep writing fan fiction. It just doesn't interest me anymore. I'll still probably be active. Maybe.

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Thought this was cute!

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Medusa but instead of snakes her hair is made of these guys

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do you have any advice for a ten year old

Get off the internet and eat as much dirt as you can before it becomes socially unacceptable

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NADIA LEE COHEN: ‘HELLO MY NAME IS…’

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Fuck off! It’s Thursday! Don’t Forget to submerge yourself in a false persona and forget who you truly are! 

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Being a lesbian named Fisher is so hard. I'm Fish. women want me. I'm scared all the time

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good morning gay people!!

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y’all like to make fun of men having pictures with the fishes they caught on tinder but for me that’s hot as fuck. It tells me he has a hobby, leaves the house at least sometimes, has a friend that takes a picture of him, and most importantly, that he has killed. absolute panty dropper

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You’re a straight man with a corrective rape fetish that thinks being a woman is an aesthetic. Lesbians don’t like dick, freak. You’ll never be a woman.

I read this aloud to my lesbian gf and her response was "I'm gonna explode them with my mind, I'm gonna rip them to pieces, I'm gonna smash them with my hammer, I'm gonna become the jonker for women" so make of that what you will

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zlibrary gone... FUCK TIKTOK FUCK BOOKTOK I hope that app burns in hell