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“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made

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Where to start reading Clark Kent?

Since this will end up being a long recommendation post which will almost be like a reading order I will be dividing it in origin stories, older comics (pre52), recent ones (nu52 and rebirth) and elseworlds

Origin stories

Man of Steel

Superman: Birthright

Superman Earth One

All-Star Superman

Superman: Secret Origin

Pre52 comics

Action Comics (esp #1-2, 14, 23, 64, 93, 107, 151, 211, 233, 236, 238, 240-242, 238, 245, 252, 254-255, 257, 261, 266, 289, 300, 336, 338-339, 367, 375, 429, 436, 461, 466, 484, 489-491, 494, 507-508, 544, 554, 595, 600, 644, 649, 655, Annual #2, 10-11)

Superman v1 (esp #1, 9, 11, 17, 23, 30, 40, 48, 53, 58, 61, 65, 76, 79-80, 90, 96-97, 107, 127, 129, 141, 146-147, 149, 156-158, 161, 164-165, 167, 169-170, 181, 199, 205, 233-238, 240-242, 247-249, 270-271, 276, 280, 286-287, 294-295, 298, 300-302, 307-309, 338, 347, 400, 416, Annual #1, 11)

World of Krypton #1-3

The Phantom Zone #1-4

Superman: Whatever happened to the Man of Tomorrow? (Superman v1 #423, Action Comics #583)

DC Comics Presents #85

Superman v2 #2, 3-4

Superman: Exile (Superman Vol. 2 #28-30, 32-33, Adventures of Superman #451-456, Action Comics Annual #2, Action Comics #643)

Superman: Eradication (Action Comics #651-652, Adventures of Superman #460, 464-465, Superman Vol. 2 #41-42)

Dark Knight over Metropolis (Superman vol 2 #44, Adventures of Superman #467, Action Comics #654)

World’s Finest #1-3

Krisis of the Krimson Kryptonite (Superman Vol. 2 #49-50, Adventures of Superman #472-473, Action Comics #659-660, Starman #28)

Time and Time Again (Action Comics #663-665; Adventures of Superman #476-478; Superman Vol. 2 #54-55)

Action Comics #660, 668, 672, 676-678

Death of Superman

Funeral for a Friend

The Return of Superman

Doomsday Year One Annual

Superman: Peace on Earth

The Death of Clark Kent

Superman/Doomsday: Hunter/Prey

The Trial of Superman (Superman: Man of Steel #50-52, Superman v2 #106-108, Adventures of Superman #529-531, Action Comics #716-717)

Superman: The Wedding Album #1

JLA vol 1

Electric Superman arc (Action Comics #729, 732, Adventures of Superman #542, 545, Superman v2 #119, 122-123, Superman: The Man of Steel #64, 67)

Superman/Doomsday Wars #1-3

Superman: Endgame (Action Comics #763, Adventures of Superman #576, Superman Vol. 2 #154, Superman: The Man of Steel #98, Superman Y2K #1)

Superman: Emperor Joker

President Lex (Adventures of Superman #581, President Luthor Secret Files, Superman: Lex 2000, Superman Vol. 2 #162-165, Superman: The Man of Steel #108-110, Action Comics #773)

What’s So Funny About Truth, Justice & the American Way? (Action Comics #775)

Our Worlds at War

Return to Krypton (Superman v2 #167, Adventures of Superman #589, Superman: The Man of Steel #111, Action Comics #776)

Superman vol 2 #175

Superman: Day of Doom #1-4

Superman/Batman

Superman: Godfall (Action Comics #812-813, Adventures of Superman #625-626, Superman Vol. 2, #202-203)

Superman v2 #204-215

Adventures of Superman #527-638, 640-641, 644-647

Superman: Sacrifice

Up, Up and Away! (Superman #650-653, Action Comics #837-840)

Camelot Falls (Superman #654, 658, 662-664, 667, Annual #13)

Superman: Last Son (Action Comics #844-846, 851, Annual #11)

Action Comics #858-863 (Superman and the Legion of Super-Heroes)

Action Comics #866-870 (Brainiac)

Final Crisis, Final Crisis: Superman Beyond

New Krypton arc

Superman/Supergirl: Maelstrom

World of New Krypton #1-12

Last Stand of New Krypton arc

War of the Supermen #0-4

Superman: Grounded (Superman #700-711, 713-714)

The Reign of Doomsday(Steel v3 #1, Outsiders v4 #37, Justice League of America v2 #55, Superman/Batman Annual #5, Superboy v5 #6, Action Comics #900-904)

Nu52 & Rebirth Comics

Actions Comics v2 #1-18, Annual #1

Superman v3 #1-12, Annual #1, 0

H'el on Earth (Superman Vol. 3 #13-17, Superboy Vol. 6 #14-17, Annual Vol. 6 #1, Supergirl Vol. 6 #14-17)

Superman Unchained #1-9

Batman/Superman

Batman vol 2 #19-20 (Ghost Lights)

Krypton Returns

Doomed: Prelude

Superman: Doomed

Superman: American Alien

Superman: The Final Days of Superman (Superman v3 #51-52, Batman/Superman #31-32, Action Comics v2 #51-52, Superman/Wonder Woman #28-29)

Superman: Lois and Clark #1-8

Superman: Rebirth

Superman v4 #1- (ongoing)

Action Comics #957- (ongoing)

Trinity vol 2

Super Sons

Elseworlds

Kingdome Come

Red Son

Superman/Batman: Generations

JLA: Shogun of Steel

Superman for All Seasons

Superman: Secret Identity

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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me when im so sweet and beautiful

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maybe if i imagine the character all my problems will be solved

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my therapist suggested i imagine my intrusive thoughts in the voice of donald trump bc i do not possess an ounce of respect for him or trust in his competence. going thru it today so i made this. hope this helps

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Jk Rowling will die in my lifetime and that’s so beautiful to think about

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i'll meow at u

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My new idea. It is called fake green baby and every mamas on the earth allowed to have one. Please dont steal

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norp

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do you guys know about the internet roadtrip? right now somewhere between 500 and 900 people are collectively 'driving' a car on google street view trying to make it to canada. it's fun i recommend it

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put your gay ass wards on me i have 1 hp

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the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.

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(guy who isnt beating the ocd voice) i know! maybe if i spend all night ruminating on something i feel guilty about until i’ve considered it from every possible angle and made myself physically ill, then i can finally forgive myself and i’ll feel better! 99% of morally abhorrent people stop self punishing right before they’re Absolved

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the answer to all my problems is upping my screen time from 16hrs a day to 20. im pretty sure