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HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
a bug ↘
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Need minimum 12 hours a day of do my own thang time
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i slap your nuts from across the room with one of these

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My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise
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i want to be a sweet and friendly girl but there’s all this anxiety. and the horrors
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Professionalism sucks I wanna put "😭😭" in my emails.
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we will never know the scale of their riches
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I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up
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