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stenny on the road au sal is stan dean is kenny no further elaboration at this time because i don’t have the energy but trust me

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remember to like comment and hit that subscribe button

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important collab

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trying my best to haunt the narrative but no one really gives a shit

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Whatever Matt Stone is doing with Kyle is the opposite of healing your inner child. Giving your inner child AIDS. Putting your inner child in a migrant detention camp. Sewing your inner child into a human centipede. Like whats going on with you man do you need to talk to someone

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a road trip between "friends"

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have you seen the s27 trailer yet?

i’m tentatively hopeful. it looks like it could be good and i was laughing but i’m gonna hold off on my “we’re so back”s until it actually comes on. so as not to jinx it.

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sharandy divorce duster edit ⛓️🥀😢 (commissioned for @g0atr0t)

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If I said I was South Park Kin there would be 0 Drama only support

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one time kenny throws up on the floor and dies while the boys are hanging out in cartman’s basement and they’re all like “dude sick i’m not cleaning that up! kenny should do it but he’s DEAD!” so they just leave it there. then kenny comes back from the dead and now no one remembers whose it was because of kenny’s curse logic but the vomit is still there. they spend so much time arguing over who did it and, therefore, who will clean it up that it just stays and becomes a fixture of the basement. kyle of course absolutely hates it but refuses to clean it up out of principle so he just compartmentalizes and gets used to it. eventually it’s such a permanent part of their lives (read: like a week or two) that they decide it’s basically a new member of their friend group. they also decide that it’s way quieter and less annoying than butters so they name it Cooler Butters and go to school after a week and a half to inform him that he has, once again, been replaced and no they will not change their minds. one day they go back to cartman’s place to find that cartman’s mom has cleaned it up and they all cry like their friend died, which pisses kenny off because they’re crying SIGNIFICANTLY more than any of the times HE died.

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Kyle and Stan’s excellent adventure….

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if i wasn’t an adult with zero free time the 60s au that i’ve crafted as a series of bulleted notes in my notes app would be a fully written story and it would blow your damn minds.

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if i wasn’t an adult with zero free time the 60s au that i’ve crafted as a series of bulleted notes in my notes app would be a fully written story and it would blow your damn minds.

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can you please tell nadia that she rocks and we miss her

i’m going to spread the word………….

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stugly meet up at the car seat headrest denver show? we can go on down to south park and have ourselves a time

all love to all of you guys. seriously. but i think this would be UNWISE

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followup: which south park character would you put on testosterone and why

trey parker