Just presents to give to you. ☺
I guess you could say these are bachelor presents?? :'D
You ARE welcome?!
OK WE START WITH THE COCK RINGS BECAUSE I GOT YOU A LOT TBQH. THERE'S JUST SO MANY VARIETIES OKAY CRIES.
FIRST WE HAVE YOUR BASIC ONES.
AND THEN I KNOW HOW MUCH JIJI LIKES PURPAAAL.
YOU WANT TO KNOW THE DESCRIPTION FOR THAT ONE?!
"Like all Cock Rings, this will help prolong your erection and add some flare at the same time.
This amazing device goes around your cock and balls. " OHOHO. YOU ARE VERYYY WELCOME.
OKAY NEXT. THE VIBRATING COCK RINGS. OMF. I GOT YOU SOME PRETTY ONES TOO.
LIKE THIS ONE.
AND PURPLE OF COURSEU.
ITS STRETCHY TOOOOO. UNF, RIGHT RIGHT??!?!
THIS IS THE LAST OF THE COCK RINGS.
ITS FURRY PMSL.
MM, WHAT'S NEXT. OTHER THINGS FOR YOUR LIL BUDDYY.
I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT THESE ARE BUT THEY WERE SOME OF THE MOST SOLD ITEMS. PUMPS FOR YOUR BUDDY??? TO MAKE YOU HARD?? GIVES YOU ERECTIONS I GUESS?????????
AH THIS ONE'S BIGGER JUST IN CASE YOU KNOW. YEAH. CAUSE I DON'T KNOW YOUR SIZE AND YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. LETS NOT GO THERE OKAYYY???????
AND THIS. I THINK IT SUCKS ON IT. I'M NOT REALLY SURE. I JUS— HERE.
AND OKAY DOWN TO YOUR DERRIERE 8'D WOOT. OHOH. CHOKING TBQH.
THIS BEAUTY IS CALLED THE ANAL SLIDER. OOH LA LA. C:
AND THIS IS THE GSPOT HITTER THINGAMABOB THING.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST. HAD TO GET YOU SOME BEADS, RIGHT?!?! NOT A QUESTION FOR YOU TO ANSWER K.
OH. AND HERE SOME HANDCUFFS FOR YA. I DON'T KNOW. CUFF YOURSELF WHILE YOU DO THINGS TO YOURSELF. IDK. IDC. OMF.
AH. I FIGURED YOU MIGHT NEED SOME LUBE TOO.
DUDE. THE ADS FOR THESE.
CRIESSSSS.
AH. LOOK. IS THERE ANYTHING ON THIS LIST YOU WOULD WANT?!?!?????????
LIKE THE SWIZZLE STICK? :'D BOOTY CALL BOOTY BEADS?! nASSTY BULLET AND BALLS KITTTTTTT???????!!!!!!
Okay. I'm done.
Have fun. ;w; ♥
LULU I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW. WHY DID YOU EVEN LOOK FOR ALL OF THESE. WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH KNOWLEDGE OF SEX TOYS. YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW, BUT I'M RETURNING THEM TO YOU CAUSE I KNOW YOU AND SEHUN WOULD HAVE A LOT MORE FUN WITH THESE THEN I WILL. BYE.
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