~ 26. She/Her. A mediocre writer, stuck in a chokehold for the men of 141. You can call me Skelly
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Lowkey socially inept ghost who has NO CLUE just how horny reader is for him😔
You've pulled out all the stops, complimented his outfits, pointed out how tall he is, how warm he is. Fuck, you even compared hand sizes! But nothing! Ur pretty sure hes just dense, bc its not like hes rejected you yet, just nods along with whatever you say but he doesnt *do* anything!
You learn that ghost has a bad back and send him sex positions designed to reduce back pain, nothing but a thumbs up. Its not even you that ends up telling him, gaz sees you offer chapstick after *just* applying some and he denies it. He cant take it anymore, watching u is becoming actually painful.
"Ghost, mate, she wants to fuck you." He says blunty, dodging the indignant slap aimed at him "preferably sooner than later." Gaz gives you both a firm pat on the shoulder then walks away.
....anyways ghost ends up railing u into the mattress and u learn that u just need to be blunt with him. From then on you either drag him to ur room or say it to his face, only mildly embarrassed abt being so bold but the dick is worth it.
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#this is so fucking cute#I legit started following just to hear more about his plants#so wholesome#tell me all about your plants baby
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Behind the scenes of Call of duty: modern warfare I & II and Call of duty: modern warfare II live action teaser comercial
Part 5/?










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Johnny: So you have to choose one between Y/n and — Simon: Y/n. Johnny: You dog, let me finish! Simon: Sorry, continue Soap. Johnny: It's either Y/n— Simon: Y/n. Johnny: Pick Y/— Simon: Y/n. Johnny: ... Johnny, looking at Y/n: Are you fuckin' seeing this? Y/n, proud heart eyes: :)
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something something Ghost getting off on being called a pervert. not because he isn't one (he is) but because no one ever seems to have the guts to do it. so when you call him a pervert and a creep to his face after he started whispering dark and dirty in your ear at the bar, oh boy he is hard as a rock and already thinking of all the ways he can show you just how bad he is. maybe he should drag you into the bathroom and make you ride his face in one of the stalls, or take you to the alley and put you on your knees, or maybe he should just bend you over the bar and bully his cock into you. if you want to be mouthy he'll let you tell the whole room what they've been too scared to say. but that would lure certain other perverts out and Ghost... well he doesn't really share.
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My little baby boy 💕
Was feeling pretty art blocked so here's the only man ever
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Cop: What are your names?
Johnny: Don't tell them, Y/n.
Cop, writing: Y/n...
Y/n: Bloody good job, Johnny!
Cop, writing: Johnny...
Simon:
Simon: Simon.
Cop, writing: Simon...
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grown men will throw fits about how they face sooo much rejection and women would never get it meanwhile me and the girls who were even just like average or a lil ugly at like 12 years old were being treated like we were subhuman by peers and adults alike
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