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this is not a drill

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one time i went to a man’s apartment after a date and i was looking at all of his items and there was a little container on his desk with teeth in it and i was like “oh are these your baby teeth?” and he said “no they’re my friends’ baby teeth. when i was in high school i would find where my friends’ parents kept the baby teeth and i would steal a few” and i was like

wow......that’s so cool buddy.....i gotta go.....

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the english saw joan of arc and were like "let her cook"

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one day slack will be down and then i will be free 

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i’ve created a toxic work environment by saying “yes dear” like an exasperated wife when someone speaks for too long in a meeting

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I Made A Hulu Show And All I Got Was A Series Of Nightmares Where I Was Being Guillotined By Mickey Mouse For Not Having My Deliverables Done Fast Enough

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one time a customer at work asked me “are you stupid?” and i said “yes”

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sorry but i’m just built different (i have had scurvy twice in my life) 

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living in austin is just like.... they paved paradise and put up a kendra scott

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so bowser is just like every other male manipulator in brooklyn huh 

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omg i just saw an old post on my blog where someone sent me anon hate being like ‘wtf do u know about making a netflix show’ bc they were mad that i was critiquing the umbrella academy 

and now....just a couple years later........bro i made a whole ass hulu show

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im back bitches.....

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it's cool that you work in the music industry! what exactly do you do?

i used to work in artist management! i managed a musician and helped him release a solo album

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did you actually read your vows at the funeral

lmao it’s been so long since i’ve been on tumblr that i don’t even know what i posted that this was in response to but the answer is yes! i did! 

a few weeks before my fiance died, when he was asleep and snoring next to me i remember looking at his face and just thinking to myself “what the fuck i am so in love with you” and while i was having trouble falling asleep, i wrote my vows. i never mentioned it to him, just kept them as a locked note on my phone to read at our wedding. so when he died, i included a section in his eulogy where i read those vows i had written that night. 

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i’m back in business baby

the person who threw up on gerards shoe is on tik tok

can u or someone link me i wanna see if it’s the girl i know or someone who stole her story lol

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