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HEY. I'm mad at you now. YOU KNOW I NEED THIS...

I love Kas but she like, caaaan't keep givin Pars those free muffins... wakin up in the mornin all "can we go get my muffin" Noooo go brush your like, teeth first man. Remember that??? Priorities and such toootally in shambles...

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Hi and happy holidays! I I was bored, so I made more smile for me memes

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{ oh yeah happy munday btw 😌 and happy pride month 💚 }

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I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!!! I WANT IT ALL AND NONE OF IT!!!

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[guy who thought about being vulnerable for five whole entire seconds earlier voice] you know i always thought that living in a hole in the ground that sees neither light nor life of any sort did sound kind of idyllic. peaceful, even.

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We'll get to whatever THAT is, but first I NEED to tell you he's from Star Wars.

Help he's going to use the Chewbacca Defense strategy on me and it's going to work because I've never seen Star Trek.

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Except I can. Because I have a REALLY good lawyer... ha!

He can't keep getting away with this.

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I'm emailing you a refreshing spring breeze

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as a true yearner I could be working 60 hours a week and have 100 hobbies and still crave love you just wouldn’t get it

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[taps my chest] this bad boy can fit so much love and fear and compassion and anxiety and tenderness and grief and empathy and heartache and capacity for affection and loss etc in it

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Nobody is allowed to talk about good food that I can't have, right now. Especially if I can't have it for... 27 more YEARS, or something.

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Heaven Can Wait (1943)

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okay now GO MY MARTINS!!! just because I Can

🧵 Martin Siem (pronounced like "seam," as in sewing)

🪡 Fashion designer and Parsley's ex 🫢 blonde by nature, redhead by boxed dye in his kitchen sink

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Making Parsley sad

As any self-respecting SFM fan who enjoys making themselves sad, I made it my duty to do the 11/22 run. During which I decide to just be as rude of a person as I can to really drive it home. But with Parsley’s dialogue, oh the emotional toll it had on me,,,,

If you tell him no when he asks you if Jimothan mentioned him, you get this

I don’t wanna do this anymore,,,,,,,,,,

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{ thinkin about the 11/22 ending again... literally so tragic to me that cheering Parsley up and thereby helping convince him to leave a clearly dangerous situation isn't required to complete the game BUT DOING IT FOR HIS DAD IS. Fucking... "Do I have a father? Or something?" and then " Heheh. Well, I'm sure he's a very nice guy. I wish him all the best." LINES THAT BREAK YOUR HEART TO BITS }

{Whole time his head is a meal on a plate when his dad was the cook for the whole place... SHUT UPPPP 😭 }