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MEOOOW.

[ @thelord-ingr33n ]

Dont meow at me, cat boy

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Cute

Sorry for not talkin for a while... Sister stole my fuckin phone for MONTHS.

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You want to <3

Sorry for not talkin for a while... Sister stole my fuckin phone for MONTHS.

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L <3

Sorry for not talkin for a while... Sister stole my fuckin phone for MONTHS.

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None of your business.

… Hey, Max..!!

-👓

( @p3ter-pet3-spank0ski )

Oh...

Hey Spankoffski.

The FUCK are you doing here

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THATS WHAT I THOUGHT BITCH

… Hey, Max..!!

-👓

( @p3ter-pet3-spank0ski )

Oh...

Hey Spankoffski.

The FUCK are you doing here

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THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!

… Hey, Max..!!

-👓

( @p3ter-pet3-spank0ski )

Oh...

Hey Spankoffski.

The FUCK are you doing here

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K well go away NERD

… Hey, Max..!!

-👓

( @p3ter-pet3-spank0ski )

Oh...

Hey Spankoffski.

The FUCK are you doing here

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Idc idc im talking about why are you IN MY BLOG?!

… Hey, Max..!!

-👓

( @p3ter-pet3-spank0ski )

Oh...

Hey Spankoffski.

The FUCK are you doing here

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Fish 🐟

Fish 🐟

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… Hey, Max..!!

-👓

( @p3ter-pet3-spank0ski )

Oh...

Hey Spankoffski.

The FUCK are you doing here

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Yes. They're horrible

hey man I found you uh can you stop spooking hannah on her way to school, we keep hearing stuff about you being a ghost

@eggthan-gr33n

I’m not a ghost bro I hate those pieces of shit

But Jesus Christ she better didnt see a ghost on her way to school I’ll kick his fucking ass

I hate ghosts…

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ooh! hi!

my name is 🐍 and i am an eldritch serpent being on tumblr because watching eternal agony and torture for millions of years on end gets boring

and you seem to be interesting

are you aware that many of your fans like to imagine you and richie lipschitz in a romantic relationship? what are your thoughts on this?

alr, goodbye! if i do not see you again on tumblr i certainly will in the pit of agony ;3

-🐍 (@eldritch-serpent-whatever)

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

Don't fuck with me bro I'm not scared

ALSO WTH? ME AND SHITLIPS? FANS? DO YOU MEAN THE FANS OF OUR FOOTBALL TEAM???

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When you’re flying through the desert, and your boat gets a flat tire, what should you have in your pockets?

Ketchup packets.

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Thou art a daw and a brute, wend seeketh a library and learneth yourself something, lest thee kicketh the bucket a daw.

This is stupid wtf are you SAYING BRO

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gay ass

IM NOT A GAY ASS FUCK YOU

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jaegayrman i have a question.... whats it like being the worst quaterback in hachetfield

SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH IM NOT THE WORST QUARTERBACK IM THE FUCKING BEST