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Both Josh and Matt at the same time: I love Oli so much!!

*they stare at eachother, before they both pull out swords*

Oli, standing there as Matt and Josh fight over who loves him more:

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genuinely curious why fransykes stans don’t like dan flint i love him sm but if he’s in a fransykes fic he’s always the bad guy- leave my mans alone-

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vegan, drunk:

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Do you have any videos of Oliver driving

I know I uploaded but can’t find it so

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oli, handing josh coffee: here’s your coffee :)

josh: oh thanks, can i have a little spoon to go with that please?

oli, placing the coffee on the table and sitting on josh’s lap: of course *nuzzles him*

josh:

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Oli, walking to the door with a smile: hehehe

Tom: where are you going? Why so happy?

Oli: I'm gonna overthrow the government today >:))

Tom:....have fun then

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josh, wasted and sobbing: oli’s mad at me

max: why?

josh: he said he’s sick of me sucking dan’s dick on tour without letting him watch *sniffles*

max:

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Lee: do you think there are ghosts of the dead looming around us, watching our every movement, wondering why we even bother in this hell we have been put in? Do you think that they judge us for our sins or accept us for allowing ourselves to indulge in the selfish pleasures of the world? Do you think they admire us for keeping strong in this world, despite it letting them down, or do you think they loathe us for being so happy and alive while they're suffering and dead? I often wonder if they're looming around me, I wonder if they're proud of the person I am and the person I am becoming. I wonder if they talk to eachother, that they have an unspoken code that certain ghosts with certain backstories can only follow after certain people. I hope not, I hope ghosts of all backgrounds come to watch us and feel some joy in knowing that I am living a pleasant life, despite the ups and downs it takes me on.

Jordan, who just woke up from a nap: what

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no one:

lee:

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dan, for the fifth time in a row: i’m straight jeez why is that so hard to believe

matt: i saw you sucking josh off at the back of the bus last night

josh: *opens his mouth to speak*

dan:

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josh, pinching the bridge of his nose: i am once again aggressively saying jeez-

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josh, texting oli:

oli:

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josh: fuck my life

oli: why waste energy fucking your life when you could just fuck me instead

josh:

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oli to josh:

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jordan, completely unprompted: if i slice each side of my neck like fish gills, and jump in water, will i finally be a true fish?

vegan: hey jordan are you alright-

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this is why we can’t have nice things 😖

Matt: Vegan we can't go inside there! It says 18+ and there are only two of us!!!

Vegan: you're so fucking stupid

Vegan: we just have to invite more people

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oli: a spanking is a one-handed round of applause in appreciation to an absolutely magnificent arse, and i have an absolutely magnificent arse, so how about that round of applause

josh: