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Its alive…ITS ALIVE !

Referenced from this Frankenstein illustration from 1983 by Bernie Wrightson
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Refiner payroll: $206,000 Melon parties: $428 Finger traps: $39 In-House Marching Band: $23,746,300 Egg party: $294
someone who is good at the economy, please help me budget this. my severed floor is mutinying.
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everytime i meet a cool person then i find out that they use snapchat, i lose a little respect for them.
#it’s like a permanent negative buff#it’s not friendship ending but i do think I’m the cooler one now#txt
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perhaps i was too harsh on milchick not knowing all the hijinks mdr was doing behind his back. him rehearsing w the band makes it justifiable, and it paid off at least for me
#let a man live#want the bts of the rehearsals#do it ben stiller istg#severance#severance spoilers#severance season 2#mr milchick#seth milchick#mr milkshake
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do u think that the marching band department on the severed floor knew how to play the instruments before getting severed? absolutely insane if not, imagine being their outie and muscle memory kicks in and you can play the trombone like a pro
#marching bands r very culty i feel#i wouldn’t be too mad if my innie was a saxophonist tbf#severance#severance spoilers#helly r#helena eagan#mark scout#severance season 2#irving bailiff#dylan g#mr milchick#seth milchick
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Is it just me who sees a parallel between Jame Eagan and powerful men like Elon Musk? Since in the finale Jame told Helly that he’s sired multiple children to try and find one with the same soul as Kier, he could have potentially dozens of children in the world all in the name of ideology.
Elon is similar, just replace Kier with fascism and white supremacy, him choosing ivf so he can select the sex of the foetus, despite pushing the idea of the importance of the nuclear family, his ‘family’ can’t be described as ‘traditional’.
Despite this, under patriarchy it was and is expected for powerful men to go out and sow their wild oats, it was expected and normalised for Kings to have bastards, and particularly these ideas do transcend to the modern day, to cishet men in particular regardless of class. How many times do we see men wanting to have children purely to carry on the family name (even if it’s a common last name like Smith) or legacy, these reasons are selfish but only furthers the idea of being important=continuing your genetic legacy. There’s a reason why the fact that Genghis Khan has over 16 million living descendants is seen as a ‘fun fact’ and not a consequence of the death, rape and destruction that he caused.
Going back to Jame, I’m assuming that in season 3 there’s the potential for Jame’s bastards to be further discussed, surely it’s not a coincidence that Gemma was scouted from the fertility clinic? Based on his age I’d assume that he’s also using IVF/surrogacy, there is also the possibility of him unconsenually using eggs from the clinic or even using innies as surrogates even if their outies are unaware, like how in season 1 the news report discusses a woman finding out that her innie got pregnant without her knowledge, the theme of pregnancy is too present for it to not go anywhere.
Although the Eagan family tree seems quite linear, it’s clear that it’s a lot messier than what appearances would suggest. What if ‘we’re all children of Kier’ isn’t corporate speak but is more literal than we think?
#tw sa mention#sorry if i rambled or am incoherent#just wanted to share some thoughts lol#severance#severance spoilers#txt#helly r#helena eagan#mark scout#severance season 2#irving bailiff#dylan g#jame eagan#kier eagan#lumon industries#mr milchick#severance theory#severance analysis
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what a season....milchick nation its been an honour.
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the fact that there’s a whole severed department for a fucking bad. imagine becoming severed just to play the trombone every once in a blue moon.
#you just know it’s milchick’s fav department#that man’s got band kid written all over him#severance spoilers#severance#txt#helena eagan#mark scout#severance season 2#irving bailiff#dylan g#mr milchick#severance finale#helly r
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happy to see milchick finally discover that there’s a life outside of working for lumon. but was banishing miss huang, a child, to svalbard really necessary????
#severance#severance spoilers#helly r#helena eagan#mark scout#severance season 2#irving bailiff#dylan g#txt#mr milchick#miss huang
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Hans/Henry fanarts with Galehaut quotes from Lancelot-Grail
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the fact it’s jame eagan singular never fails to crack me up.
#if there is symbolism to this tragedeigh i will die#jame not james#THAT’S the cruelest thing an Eagan has done imo#severance#severance season 2
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DIVERSITY WIN! horrifying surgical procedure where a chip is implanted in your brain, severing your work life from your personal life, effectively dividing you in two, was invented by a woman!
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oh yeah, it's allllllll coming together now......
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just pulled up. getting her outta there myself idgaf

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today on severance:
-everybody goes on dates
-diy brain surgery in basement
-meanwhile mr milchick:

#severance spoilers#severance#severance season 2#helly r#txt#mark scout#irving bailiff#helena eagan#mr milchick
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