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may everyone have a creeptastic tuesday

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peachfuzz!!

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Boroughs of New York City ranked by how feminist their names are (updated; 2023 edition)

1. Queens (needs no explanation)

2. Brooklyn (Brooke and Lynn are both women’s names. Passes the Bechdel test)

3. Staten Island (no man is an island)

4. The Bronx (has an x, gender neutral)

5. Manhattan (literally has man in the name)

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things I’ve started to do recently

- say “I forgive you” when somebody apologizes for something insignificant

- say “he’s lying” or “he’s making this all up on the spot” during advertisements with narration

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i have to remember that "you should kill them with hammers" is not normal advice to give bc every time someone says they dont like someone else all i can think of to say is you should kill them with hammers.

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They came out the same year

I had a busy day today (watched serial mom, my own private Idaho and F.A.R.T.: the movie)

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I had a busy day today (watched serial mom, my own private Idaho and F.A.R.T.: the movie)

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Tubi and hbomax are like two beautiful sisters who grew up to live very different lives because hbomax married rich and has dinner parties with Netflix and Hulu each week while tubi cut her hair remained single has a group of outcast friends and works in a vhs store but at the core they are still the same (have the best movie selection)

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the actions I’m willing to excuse from a fictional character is determined by the vibe of the whole show/movie/book

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Monster High Gyaru Pt. 2

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I had a dream that I was both watching and part of creep 3 and in this one Aaron and Sara were married for some reason and Aaron wasn’t bad anymore except for being an actual werewolf now somehow and they had a son who could turn into a horse??? And also didn’t know how to whisper so I had to explain it to him. Most of the movie took place on the lawn of an elevated palace except for the end where we went to an underground market

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what’s a song that make you insta-cry?  for bonus points, as comfortable: is there a particular connection that causes it or is it Just That Sad?

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I had a dream last night that I walked into a church and there were a lot of people sitting still on the benches but as I walked further in I saw that their faces were all skulls

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Mutual lookbook for @1percentcharge <3

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before sunrise is a good movie but I would have bailed on that guy the moment he shared the anecdote about the homeless man

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Guy who was wrong and then died and came back fine. Nobody figured out what the issue was but the hard reboot seemed to do the trick

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I have been getting so many leg cramps recently my leg is so fucked up