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That Coldplay kisscam outing everybody

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Dumb meme thats probably already been done but oh well

Shoutout podcast protagonists with eye imagery

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How would two people text after a car crash after the “omg are you alright?”s Asking for book purposes

like??? “hey you ok man?”

“oh yeah, I just have a fucking broken leg. Wbu?” (They were in the same crash btw)

“not bad just a few scratches.”

“oh yeah (name) died.”

“whaaattttt??”

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If you use Tumblr but not AO3, congrats on the new step-parent site! AO3 would like to play catch with you in hopes of bonding, they keep talking about “found family tropes”

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Thank you fish. you have inspired me to write a paragraph.

HEY WRITER 🫵

Open up a random writing project you have in the works and add one word

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yeah you know what. sure. entity dick tastes like concepts more than flavors. let me make a list

so first off we're gonna assume every single eldritch being has either both a dick and pussy, can shape-shift, or has some kind of equivalent alien reproductive method. yeah i genuinely just can't see any of them possessing only one or the other, how inefficient would that be with how rare they are?? you gotta get snail logic in here. if the gods are shagging you gotta get em both walking out eggbearing. they also all lay eggs to me #birdlife

anyways so the first one is the manager. he tastes like salt and some vague meaty flavor but oddly floral?? and for the concept side of things, he tastes like lost bets and the red and black of the roulette table. like the sticky floor of the bar and the sugar syrup drizzled in the drinks. like the sweat on the handle of the slot machines and the rot of the bodies of everyone whose souls are in the waylay. the way you forget moving through a liminal space

kayne is like if you just stuck your tongue into a salt lamp. he's so unbelievably acrid and it burns down the throat. your mouth goes numb with electricity and you can hear your own teeth so audibly. he tastes like spoiled meat and blood and so much salt and so much fear. he tastes like an animal that died running for its life. he has an undertone of copper and it. it really just tastes like rotten blood

the king in yellow tastes actually somewhat fruity? he tastes like he's fed off blueberries and rosewater, and that comes through. there's still salt of course, but it's oddly more fresh-tasting, and has a far more slick texture, more like cephalopod slime than cum. there's notes of dust of old stage sets and essential oils for ritual and the dried roses from performances of his play. there's warmth and sacred herbs and thick old curtains cascading down a stage

and then we've got john, john doe, golden boy himself. the king flavors are so dulled and there's a hint of hospital air, that sterile scent, but you can only pick it up as an iota of a thought and isn't strong. he tastes like old paper and library leather and cigar smoke seeped into furniture. like wooden pianos gathering dust on the keys and fresh pine and the fresh rot of marshland. and of course some city sweat. arthur probably inherits some of these flavors so i'm just saying

yellow next, best for last of course. imagine the notes of the king, but that garden is frostbitten and dead. the stage is rotting and the curtains have fallen off the railings. there's the wet taste of decaying wood and petrichor from a fresh melted snow. dead grass under the ice of a blizzard. the roses are crushed but still poking through. there's the bitter scent of cold and the citrussy scent of fear permeating through. but there's a power to it. there's a roiling sensation of power below the surface all the while though

so there's my character analysis/prose poems?? based on malevolent deity blowjobs

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Damn bro....

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kpop demon hunters as anime 🎶✨

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Sometimes I remember that arthur is God's blorbo

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ME WHEN I HEAR MY GRANDMOTHER LISTENING TO K-POP DEMON HUNTERS IN THE KITCHEN

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malevolent part 15 | snapdragonling | malevolent part 5 | malevolent part 13 | multifan3000 | malevolent part 12 | nicole homer | malevolent part 26 | shakespeare | malevolent part 20 | lohver | malevolent part 26 | stephen adly guirgis

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This came to me in a dream

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it’s ok guys i put them in therapy

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Tumblr as the loud, alt, gnc nerd with coloured hair, a ton of Pride pins, and lots of merch

Ao3 as the quiet, unassuming book nerd that's secretly freaky as fuck

Does anyone else see my vision

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This is true love. You think this happens every day?