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Are we just saying random things now? If so:
A Loaded AK-47
( @itsmejolie @ken-okamoto-official help me make this yummy sandwich)
Okay crew! Let's make a sandwich!
I'll start: Bread.
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All of my days of committing war crimes... I think this takes the cake.
*pokes you with two sticks*
@200percent-timothy-jd
well when life gives you sticks!
*uses sticks to make stick-ade*
hey timothy do you want some
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:(
*pokes you with two sticks*
@200percent-timothy-jd
Why would you do that?
. . .
STOP-
#it's a safety measure#< yeah but still :(#I was just gonna poke you once#I have so many other people on my poke list
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Because I'm bored and I'm gonna have my ass on DEATH ROW if I do anything too devious.
So I'm stuck with doing this until April, I guess.
*pokes you with two sticks*
@200percent-timothy-jd
Why would you do that?
. . .
STOP-
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OW! Dang it! Now I gotta find another stick!
*pokes you with a stick to keep sanity and for SOME type of entertainment*
@200percent-timothy-jd
OW-
*snatches the stick from you*
*hits you with it*
馃枙馃徏
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CREDIT CARD IS WILDDDD
Hello. I am Jean numbers. What is your credit card number?
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Oh. Now I have two sticks to poke people with :D
Thanks, demon.
*walks away with the two sticks*
*pokes you with a stick bc I'm unbelievably bored* - @200percent-timothy-jd
*grabs stick amd breaks in half*
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Woooooow. Okay, Brenda, I see how it is.
im bored but idk what to poke you with
@200percent-timothy-jd
You can try to do my makeup! Let me put on some foundation and you can start with my eye :)
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Okaaaaay?
*does her blush. She looks like she has been punched in the face twice.*
Pfft. Wow, I'm horrendous at this, haha!
im bored but idk what to poke you with
@200percent-timothy-jd
You can try to do my makeup! Let me put on some foundation and you can start with my eye :)
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Sure, I don't see why not.
*does make up on one eye.* *he's like, really bad a makeup*
How's this?
im bored but idk what to poke you with
@200percent-timothy-jd
You can try to do my makeup! Let me put on some foundation and you can start with my eye :)
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God, there is nothing that's going on right now, it's scary.
Like it's getting so boring that picking on the twink version of myself is boring me out of my skin.
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Can we talk about how gorgeous I look in this photo? (ignore that greasy mf)

#Your boyfriend looks like a smurf what are you on about (it keeps liking my posts too and follows me)#< ooc: STOP IM GIGGLING SO HARD
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If there is anything that we agree on, is that we fucking hate that greasy bitch.
Can we talk about how gorgeous I look in this photo? (ignore that greasy mf)

#i'm glad you're gaslighting yourself you smurf- wait who said that#jackson's diary#timothy jd#canvas timothy jd
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小 袛薪械屑 小胁褟褌芯谐芯 袙邪谢械薪褌懈薪邪, 斜褍, 斜褍!!!!!!!

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Love you!!!
I love you too!!!
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do you not care about the government? do you really need a hug? /ref
No I don't care about the government. I am absolutely okay and delighted to overthrow it.
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Okay, where to?
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TIM!
@the-official-rocking-russian-man Do you wanna choose our Valentines date?
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