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common spiny flower mantis, as an apology for the hiatus🌷
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how good is that pussy really?
it is terrible horrible atrocious bad horrendous awful horrific please leave me alone
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Candace Couse | Landlocked, 2010
(further reading)
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I’ve wanted to draw the Joker in a dress ever since I saw this excerpt from the script for ‘Arkham Asylum’ by Grant Morrison:
"Pale and emaciated, he should look simply grotesque, but standing there, hand on out-thrust hip, he project an absolute confidence that comes upon him a bizarre kind of attractiveness and sexuality"
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Oswald experienced twink death
(AU cocreated w @sockszzz )
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words by @21clownboyroach shoutout to shawtys with migraines fr
PINS AND NEEDLES FROM WITHIN THEY CURSE THIS VESSEL:
SKIN.
SKIN.
SKIN.
CRY FOR HELP BUT FAIL AND WHIMPER—
NOT ENOUGH WHEN YOU'RE ALONE.
FLAME CAN'T SOOTHE THE BITE OF WINTER
EVEN AS IT LICKS YOUR BONES.
THE NERVOUS SYSTEM FRIES ITS NERVES—
THE FIRST OF THE BODY'S BETRAYALS.
IT GIVES AND TAKES WHAT IT DESERVES
AND WHEN IT'S DONE THE BLOOD PREVAILS—
CIRCULATING RIGHTEOUS WRATH.
THE FLESH CAN'T RUN FROM WHAT'S INSIDE.
SUFFER ALL YE IN ITS PATH—
SURRENDER TO THE CRIMSON TIDE!
STRETCHING,
ACHING,
WEARING THIN.
YOUR LAST WALL CRUMBLES:
SKIN.
SKIN.
SKIN.
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wilson knows he's in love with house but he's straight. house is gay but he doesn't know he's in love with wilson.
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i lovvve judging the lore of a game i don't play for spreading cockroach misinformation. fyi cockroaches do NOT have larvae. they are hemimatabolous—they don't undergo complete metamorphosis. hemimetabolous insects just go through stages of moulting. they grow but dont change drastically throughout their life. when they finally moult into an adult their wings finally fully develop (in species that still have wings). and in their juvenile stages they are called "nymphs" not larvae.
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you're telling me that in lethal company the maneater is supposed to be a cockroach? with a LARVAL form? you're telling me that in just a few hundred years, cockroaches are going to have evolved a completely different life history? they're suddenly holometabolous insects now? WAIT. IT DOESN'T EVEN PUPATE? it just goes from larva to adult! so it's evolved a form of metamorphosis heretofore unseen ANYWHERE in the insect world??? and you're still calling it a cockroach!? NOT ONLY THAT but this CREATURE WHICH HAS BECOME COMPLETELY DISTINCT FROM COCKROACHES is going to be placed in the EXISTING GENUS PERIPLANETA? the same genus as the american cockroach???? HAVE ALL THE TAXONOMISTS DIED AND NO ONE CAN RECOVER THE PRACTICE? do you understand how much cockroach phylogeny changes basically every fucking year??? and you're telling me that THING is in the GENUS periplaneta??? does that LOOK like periplaneta to you??? i can accept that a cockroach in 500 years can be big enough to eat people. in fact i hope that happens. but this is too far. i don't even play lethal company
#getting mad at the lore of a game i don't even play because they got their bug facts wrong...#sorry lethal company creators. please implement lore in which all the taxonomists died and now it's all just#made up from absolutely no evidence whatsoever#please make these changes for me: someone who doesn't even play your game#this is why i could never actually be a writer#some freak somewhere is gonna judge me for making my fictional creatures wrong and i'll never recover
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trying to develop a fursona
#ever since i stared wearing this collar it's activated so#something in me#like i lovvvvve feelimg like a dog#so im like maybe i need to become a furry#and my friend thinks i would be an afghan hound bcof my hair#so i thought i would attempt a fursona sketch#hes thinking aboutbugs during class#bc im always thinking about bugs during class#but its often relevant due to my major#idk i kind of like it!#the drawing i mean#for a sketch its kinda cute to me#i gotta figure out how to puta mustache on a dog... and if i should
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never mind i have one (1) real friend. the others are too busy "Working" at ther "Jobs" to pay attrntion love an dcare to thero Unemployed Friend
none of my friends are responding to my riddlebird drawing istg im gonna kill my elf
killing this stupid fucking wlf
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none of my friends are responding to my riddlebird drawing istg im gonna kill my elf
killing this stupid fucking wlf
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queer coding is great because real gay people can sneak gay characters and themes into productions where they would not be allowed to do so explicitly HOWEVER it forces me to confront how stupid and insufferable straight people are in staunchly defending there is NOTHING GAY about their favorite movie/show and meanwhile their favorite character is the campiest queen the world has ever seen and is implied to have had gay sex. get real
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been a while since i posted any Gotham art so heres some Gotham art ^_^
technically not Gotham but mine and my cousins Gotham "rewrite" basically a new story with lots of inspiration from Gotham! though the characterization of Ed and Oswald is a bit different. Oswald is similar to how shes written in Gotham but actually is extremely similar to Oswald in The Penguin! like shockingly similar it was crazy to watch rhat show and basically just see our version of Oswald on screen!!!
and our version of Ed is kind of hard to describe, think of his personality like a mix of Walter White, Dennis Reynolds, and Gregory House.
anyways i dunno if im gonna start posting Gotham art again or anything! the passion and interest comes and goes so we will see! but heres what i have to offer at the moment its been fun drawing them the last few days! :D
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I can’t believe the show ended when they started living together, I guess we’ll never know what happened but good for them!!
YEAH so I’ve been participating in a nygmobb gift exchange for a couple of years now and this was my gift to my secret person! 💜💚 very happy to draw the silly roommates arc, that little chunk of season two was a comfort watch for me for a while 🤓 they’re so disgusting hehe
I don’t wanna stare at this too long bc I keep noticing little messy mistakes LOL so yea have this as I run away forever!! I tried a lot of new things so hopefully it looks okay
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are we deadass
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