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How can I hide my pregnancy until like 7 months in? I want to surprise my friends and loved ones

every time you walk in the room say "mmmm i just ate a whole chicken"

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I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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Gyatso has also mastered the kickflip

based on the pic under the cut teehee

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But also a reminder to everyone this DVD exists

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BB never cry 💜

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there's a lot to shit on kojima for but I gotta respect that

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Projecting myself onto Optimus so I can ogle Muscle Mommy Megatron forever ♡( ◡‿◡ ) (ʃƪ˘ﻬ˘)

🌟Happy pride month! 🌟

(Finally drawing humans again??? Prowl and Jazz are there for pure amusement)

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