21stcenturyschizxidman

[21stcenturyschizxidman]

[21stcenturyschizxidman]

[21stcenturyschizxidman]

"Just call your boss... He can take care of them."

"Eh? The boss has better things to do, and besides… They’re just cheesy rob-"

Ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru~

"Sorry miss, I'll buy you another- Hello?"

[21stcenturyschizxidman]

"Huh... This pizza's actually pretty good."

"...But that bear really creeps me out "

[21stcenturyschizxidman]

"You know, a pool does sound nice..."

[21stcenturyschizxidman]

"Don't I know it. Than again, my HR department was a fat dude's Stand with an Arrow in it's mouth, so I'm not sure what I expected."

"…You need to find better henchmen."

[21stcenturyschizxidman]

"That itself wasn't the problem. Turns out they were also big into indoor paintball and peyote, too."

21stcenturyschizxidman replied to your post:Lord Dio Lord Dio! I walked pass Devo’s room and it sounded like a dying coyote fornicating with a rattlesnake in there!

Yeah, I had a couple guys working for me who did “Shamanistic Rituals”. Turns out they were furries.

"…Meh, as long as he’s not doing it in public."

[21stcenturyschizxidman]

"Hehe, I... Really don't doubt that, actually."

"Uhhh, thanks again. As for why I'm here... Well, I'm here mainly on business, but I wanna try to get some sight-seeing done, too!"

"It’s a shame, I mean, imagine me in that top. I’d probably wear it 20 times better."

"Doppio, what a cute name. It matches your freckles and everything. Tell me Doppio, what brings you to a place like this?"

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"Ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru.~"

In the boy's own mind, there really was a phone ringing, or at the very least a call coming in, and it was for him. Doppio's eyes go blank as he keeps making that sound, stumbling towards a nearby trashbin. It was in here, here knew it...

"Ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru.~" A styrofoam cup, a half-eaten gelato, and an orange peel go over his shoulder before he finds the source of the ringing- a half empty soda bottle. Holding it up to his ear, and glancing back to the girl, he mutters.

"...Hello?"

<...Doppio.>

What exactly was he doing..? She stared away before she took a step back. Her hands started to tremble as she had gripped onto something near. There wasn’t time to dwell. Remembering what Bruno had told her, she took another step back before attempting to make a sly get away.. that wasn’t so sly, actually.

"What am I supposed to do..?!" She muttered under her breath, knowing full well that she wouldn’t be able to escape from what was coming to her. 

[21stcenturyschizxidman]

"Honestly? I have no idea. One second my skull was getting crushed by a semi, the next I was awake, I had King Crimson back, and I could talk to Doppio again."

"So I’ve heard…"

"How did you escape, anyway?”

[21stcenturyschizxidman]

"Yeah, I kinda had enough trouble trying to kill my own kid. And I tried the 'not dying' thing, too. Reeaaaaally not what it's cracked up to be."

"I meant the whole ‘trying to kill him’ thing, but you know how that went. The Brando family doesn’t die so easily. But that’s not your fault…”

[21stcenturyschizxidman]

"Not too bad, I suppose. I gotta say, I haven't seen hair like yours before... 's kinda neat, actually."

"How are you, anyways? I’m curious."

[21stcenturyschizxidman]

"Are you for real? You insult a kid out of the blue, and you demand an apology when he talks back?"

"JALOPY? DID YOU JUST CALL MY BEAUTIFUL CAR A JALOPY?!"

"LISTEN KID, YOU BETTER TAKE THAT BACK BEFORE THIS JALOPY RUNS OVER YOUR FUCKING LEGS"

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JOTARO YOU JUST KICKED A PUPPY