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all along i’ve been a fool to myself. I have been living in the poetry I couldn’t write, and what cannot be written, cannot be erased. Poetry is the heart’s expression, and once the heart has learnt to depend on someone else on writing it, the heart begins to fade. And all you can hold onto are the strongest, most painful feelings, because they are the most raw and genuine things you have left. And soon, those feelings become the hearts expression, and such morbid feelings cannot possibly be written into poetry, so you are left with a permanent, blank page.
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Please Reblog my posts the little diagram makes me so happy
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boys: jacking off
girls: jilling off
non binary : ferching a pail of water
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little german boy witnessing a furry skydiving party:
ohh mein gott. it is raining ze catten und doggen.
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i think about this sketch all the time this has the vibe of someone daring him to do the entire tongue twister with that accent. its the way he says. no. like its a line from hot fuzz.
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we’ve all heard of twink death to dilf birth but i raise you dilf death to twink birth


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ok guys. lets make a normal sandwich that is normal and not diseasious
i will start
bread
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you could just ask us for money and you'd be a billionaire puki
I appreciate it, but I am capable of offering you goods for money!!! I believe there are much more valuable things in the world rn where your money could go to if you wish to do charity! However if u wanna help me with some FUCKED UP student loans, you may BUY MY SHIRTS and receive a comfy, sexy item in which you may cherish and appreciate for life, otherwise, I will not take your money without offering u something epic in return!!!
GET TAX EVASION HERE
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hp sauce flavoured pringles?
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the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you
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what if i want to go sharp right
Humans are born wanderers. Don't tell me you don't wanna veer sharp left off this trail and get lost for 30 days. I fucking know you do, deep down. You love it.
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I have a question. What do you call these three things? They have different names depending on where you live, and I’m curious.



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