Sometimes I think about my home state and remember the time a 60something-foot statue of Jesus caught fire after being struck by lightning, and if that isn't the most Ohio shit ever, idk what is.
Oh p.s. there's a flea market with an anatomically correct horse statue on their sign next to the Big Butter Jesus church. Ohio: come for the Fire Jesus, stay for the horse peen. (But pls don't stay. It's for your own good)