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Maybe not a poignant observation . but after sitting in a complete pitch black room staring at nothing for a bit i totally understand why toby chose to illustrate darkness like he did here
#also this is totally what the inside of the bunker is going to look like#deltarune#deltarune spoilers
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yall this one pooped off
"I'd like a beer" Ok Homer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I need... I need to let cringe into my life. Far too long ago, far too early, I decided the incubator of shameless self expression was beneath me, and now my pride has left me cold, alone, and stunted. I am not above catgirl egg irl reddit transgender slop. Deep inside, I know this.
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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.
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The Commonwealth of Massachusetts has credible evidence of the State of New York developing nuclear weapons
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I woke up feeling miserable and overwhelmed and unable to face the day and im just realizing it was because i just dreamt about trying walking back and forth across a target trying really hard to get the cashier to let me exchange the wii version of Super Mario Galaxy 2 for the Nintendo Switch 2 version (nonexistent)
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last night my uber driver who sounded and kinda looked like mindofjson told me “when they brought the nazis over to america for science and stuff they actually became very industrious and nice american people. they generated a lot of wealth” and when i said “that’s a crazy thing to say dude” he went silent and put on an audiobook of something called “my vampire system” which had a character whose name was Truedream
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