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x der zeit smut fics i will never actually write because im too shy but have planned out word for word in my head anyway

tave and acorn having sex for the first time between IS and LH which is mostly sweet and romantic including weeks and weeks of prep where they COMMUNICATE and talk about their boundaries and experiences and hopes and dreams and acorn gently talks tave through the entire thing and tave successfully battles his insecurities, shame, fear of vulnerability, hunger for intimacy and love, and last residues of internalized homophobia and also treats his bf because he loves him sooo much (:

grilled cheese sandwich in some kind of unspecified au (obviously because they all need to live) where tave and phillip are both dating rhy and tave is mostly normal about it (lol) but phillip secretly still gets jealous when he sees him touch his bf but it also turns him on SO HARD and he has confusing feelings about it and yeah this ones just pwp sorry they fuck rhy first and then each other,,

continuation of that one short tave/phillip fic i never finished but make it explicit where phillip gets drunk at a party and tave has to take him home because he cant walk straight anymore (because hes GAY) but instead of just leaving at the end they make out drunk on the couch and this is kiiiida a longer one and rhy is gonna be in the picture too sometime and uhhh grilled cheese sandwich time i guess??

its the last day before last hour and tave is having an epic depression moment and acorn calls him one last time and then they just. have phone sex. thats it. here have one last wank before you get tortured forever in dark stone time loop hell <3

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greta thunberg, liam cunningham, rima hassan, and everyone else on that ship, thank you, and i hope you succeed. i really hope you succeed. you know what you are risking, and i wish for you to come back safely, having done what you set out to do.

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The way Daniil flees from the capital in Pathologic Quarintine is so funny to me. Hey, don't forget to point your gun at people to stage your very reasonable research mission! Will you stop talking Latin to us or should we throw you out of the window? Don't forget: You might be hunted by the government, but those reasearch papers will not grade themselves!

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how could it have gone wrong, my approach was data-driven and trauma-informed

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i love the 😌 and 😔 emojis so much because they convey such specific emotions, but also those emotions are absolutely not "relieved" and "pensive"

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opens my wallet and a very large and expensive looking moth flies out of it

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due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

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Executioner sword with inscription:  Inscription: When I raise this sword, so I wish that this poor sinner will receive eternal life.

Germany, 1600s

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Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

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something about that one narrow staircase in Spadina station is deeply haunting to me, what do we think?

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roof of the pantheon

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Can I Please Eat In The Computer Room Tonight? by Nicole Nikolich (2025)

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Humans lowkey don't have enough climbing enrichment at home

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Do we think "Israel" brazenly bragging about not allowing humanitarian aid through the border will be enough for people to stop scolding Gazans for making individual/family fundraisers because "it's better to donate to trusted orgs instead" or are they never going to get it?

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rick astley did a cover of pink pony club and i loved him singing about having fun on stage in his heels