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"What seems to be the problem, officer?"
"Frankly I was about to ask you the same. Would any of you care to explain what exactly is happening here?"
"Oh just some goodhearted fun and sport."
"You are hunting this man for sport?"
"Oh well no - well actually yes, but you see it's not like that. He's in on it too."
"So you are telling me that this man up there enjoys being chased around by men with rubber mallets?"
[man sitting in a tree, audible but not visible]: "Aye, having the time of my life here."
"But what- Oh nevermind, I see how it is now. You're all a bunch of some kind of perverts, aren't you?"
"Aye, card-carrying members of the local chapter of Certified Perverts County Club."
"Ah, I've heard of you. My cousin Greg was a member! At least he used to be, haven't heard him talk about going to meetings anymore."
"I'm afraid he isn't a member anymore. He's been banned from the premises. He was making things weird."
"Oh yeah that's our Greg alright. He sure knows how to do that. Anyway, do carry on, and try to keep things safe, sane and consensual and don't frighten any more neighbours. I'll tell old Greg that you said hi."
"Please don't."
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Which 60s-80s band do we think inspired the most pre-internet teenagers to write "My Parents Sold Me To ________" short stories in their notebooks? Putting a polite moratorium on The Beatles because they're too obvious.
#it’s always the boy bands with the squeaky clean image who turn out to be freaks#band fandoms#idk I never really liked 1D#I was more the Of Mice and Men/Black Veil Brides band fanfic person#and even then I’d never read the self-inserts; just the yaoi#of which there are many#like ngl the OM&M slash might’ve had an effect on my formative years#and I’m mortified to know I still have BVB slash art somewhere in my parents house#tagging cause I mentioned them:#of mice and men band#black veil brides
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You need to move off of Google Docs!
I know some people have seen the news recently and may be doubtful of it. To the uninformed, Google Docs has started using AI to find "inappropriate" and "problematic" content, scraping your documents and deleting it. I know some people are unsure if this is real or think this is not going to affect them.
I regret to inform you that this is real.
As I was on a call with some writers and we were moving our documents as a precautionary measure, one person discovered entire pages missing that they did not delete themselves. This is happening to us, it's not a hoax or a rumor, it's happening right now. You need to move everything if you want to preserve it.
If you're a writer with writer mutuals, please reblog this so they know. I rarely write on Google Docs anymore, but I started my fanfics on there, and I would be devastated if I lost works more than ten years old because people decided marketing appeal is more important than creative freedom.
EDIT READ THIS: https://www.tumblr.com/bravehyde/790422701153157120/hi-can-we-have-any-sort-of-source-about-the
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Oh cool, I watched that show too back in the day!
I think I first watched Between the Lions when I was like. Three or four. Which is why a lot of the literary concepts they introduced were remembered more as catchy songs or bits instead of being processed. Which is why I never drew the conclusion that THIS motherfucker

is named Cliff Hanger because his minute-long stories always end in a cliffhanger. Both literally and literarily. I've known what a cliffhanger was since elementary school and somehow never????? made this connection????
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i am a tragedy enjoyer before i am human
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I mean, I definitely have my preferences list too, but in the interest of saving us all time (and also b/c it would take eons to organize and summarize my thoughts) I agree @defire ; write what you want to read ❤️
Why are the whumperflies so fickle? Why do they only show themselves when it is a male/ masc person? Why is it pretty much only one character per series/ movie? Why do I have to have all the context in the world for what's happening?
Don't get me wrong, I like most forms of whump. But so much of it doesn't give me the whumperflies? Does anyone else's brain have an annoying checklist like this?
#Whumperflies are fickle little creatures#try to catch them with a gaping hole in your net and they’ll just land on you out of the blue sometimes
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Need more obsessive caretakers in the hurt/comfort community, and I don't mean that in the yandere way (although I don't mind it), but caretakers who will gnaw their arm off in order to protect whumpee
#I mean Julio is kinda like this#so is Nico#and Vik Eric and Cade are growing more attached to Khaled by the day#but yes#feral caretaker#obsessive caretaker#protective caretaker
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Whump Prompt List: Heatwave
Swaying on their feet, whumpee barely found their grasp successful, their hands balling up Caretaker's shirt. Caretaker exclaimed, "Whumpee? Stay with me!"
Whumpee drew an exhausted hand back across their forehead, smearing a slick collection of sweat aside. They looked up at the blazing sun, becoming further blinded. A desperate overheated breath escaped from them.
Caretaker drew the open water bottle to whumpee's lips. A few glistening drops of water escaped, going down their face. Whumpee struggled to even keep themselves sitting straight. Growing exhausted they found their weight supported by Caretaker's hand.
Whumpee collapsed, their knees digging into the searing sand. They let out a startled yelp, shocked by their own weakness. In a few feeble movements they sprawled across the sand. It burned every facet of their exposed skin, but no strength remained in their arms or legs to lift them back up.
Trying to run, their legs fumbled against one another, forcing them to stumble over the roots of trees and twig scattered thickets. If they weren't going to fall to whumper first, this heat was threatening to kill them next.
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Whump but the beach episode
Wounded merfolk/siren whumpee washed up on shore. They try their hardest to scoot their way back into the tide, but their injuries prevent them from doing so.
Whumpee has long since refused to go to the beach, better yet go swimming despite the overwhelming heat this summer. They finally relent, the swimsuit unveiling their scars.
Team was having fun on the beach, especially watching their rigid Leader lay around, being forced to take a break. Finally leader falls asleep underneath the warming sun. Now its time to go, and they aren't so easy to wake.
Whumpee and Whumper end up stranded together in the ocean.
Unknowingly, Whumpee came in contact with something venomous from the ocean. No one knew until their skin started to blanche, and they were sweating more than reasonable for a sunny day.
Quicksand (or quickmud really)
Whumper falls overboard in dangerous waters. Does whumpee pull them in? Or do they relish in watching Whumper's fingertips vanish under the surface of the water.
"It's just a jellyfish." Caretaker couldn't help at laugh, seeing how sick to their stomach whumpee became over the gelatinous blob in the sand. How could whumpee explain that whumper was a mysterious underwater creature of similar sustenance.
Whumpee's head popped out from the surface of the rushing water, as they clung to the edge of the roof. The roar of the flood was deafening. All around them, inside their waterlogged ears. Was it Caretaker's offered hand in front of them? Or a more nefarious individual ready to take advantage of the disaster?
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Strategy for handling a sadistic whumper
Content: Whumpee POV, smart whumpee, beatings, begging, stoic whumpee, humiliation, cult vibes
You have to keep the weirdest secrets. For example if you hate something, do NOT let on or they will use that against you
Same goes for things you like. They will use it as leverage if you don't just kind of shrug positively about it.
Straw men. Lots of them. Say "thank you" for no reason. Cry instead of laugh. Pretend you love them. Pretend you believe them. Do not let them get a bead on who you are.
Don't cry no matter what they do--USE IT to trick them. ⬇️
Make up fake breaking points and use them to get out of beatings if you think they're going to break a bone or something. After minutes of stoic silence, suddenly break into tears and start begging.
Anytime you cry, pretend to be embarrassed and ashamed. that will really sell that it was a "breaking point"
Do not scream unless you think you're going to die.
Or, scream every time they so much as pinch you so they never get a bead on what really hurts
Make fun of them in your head. It saves your sanity. Stare at them as they humiliate you and mentally ask them, "are you getting off yet?"
Never speak to them or around them unless it will get you out of harm. Again you want to give them nothing to work with.
Pretend to be humiliated even when you're past the point of caring. Just dig into it and break out all the cues you've buried in your stoic silence, hesitating, licking your lips, refusing eye contact... The more emotional pain they think they've inflicted, the less they'll think they need to hurt you physically.
Whoever you speak to, plan for whumper to find out what was said.
#I imagine this is a whumpee giving advice to other whumpees#sadistic whumper#whump prompts#smart whumpee#whump ideas
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People with OCs (original character), if you see a post that reminds you of them, how do you tag it? Examples in parentheses.
The specific OC that it reminds me of (#bob)
The specific OC + an indicator that it's an OC (#bob oc)
The specific OC + the WIP they're from (#bob myproject)
The specific OC + the WIP + indicator that it's an OC (#bob oc myproject)
The WIP name only (#myproject)
The WIP name + indicator that it's an OC (#myproject oc)
A general tag that I use for OCs (#my ocs)
I don't tag OCs at all
I don't have OCs/see results
#a secret 10th thing#I’ll just make up a custom tag#like ‘OC-core’ or ‘basically OC’#should I have a system? or nah?
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What rumours exist about your OC? Are some more scurrilous than others? Are some perhaps even flattering? Are there some they find particulary vexing? Or others that they might secretly encourage?
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I kinda like pet whumpees who have more freedom. They’re just so loyal that they wouldn’t ever try to run away, they don’t need a cage or a leash, just a look or gesture from their master to tell that what to do or remind them of their place, ready to obey.
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Noncon but the aggressor is super gentle while doing it, wiping away their tears and telling them how good they are doing
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my baby :(
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