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Reason #138
Because we believe it is acceptable to watch the same episode of The Rachel Zoe Project 3 times in a row.
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Reason #137
Because while some consider it to be fall when Starbucks' Pumpkin Spice Latte comes back, we consider it to be fall when Watch What Happens Live returns.
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Reason #136
Because to us, "I wanna go" by Britney Spears will forever and always be the summer anthem of 2011.
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Reason #135
Because we are nominating Rachel's stepmom to be on the next season of the Real Housewives of New York, just so we can be on it too.
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Reason #134
Because we started to feel like Las Vegas would be a good place to recruit potential Real Housewives for future franchises.
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Reason #133
Because we are keeping The Countess' music video in mind as we practice our best strut through the casino lobby in Vegas.
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Reason #132
Because we love that Virgin America appreciates our need for Bravo: we watched 6 hours of Million Dollar Listing on our way to Vegas.
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Reason #131
Because we're pretty sure if Teresa Giudice and Snooki were able to have kids together, they'd come out as leopards.
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Reason #130
Because after seeing Gia perform her song during Miliana's birthday, we're inspired to sing our feelings about wanting jobs at Bravo to Andy Cohen.
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Reason #129
Because we would love to see the Giudices or Gorgas recreate this classic commercial in their own homes.
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Reason #128
Because we're still trying to figure out exactly what Teresa meant when she said her Jewish friends would divorce Joe in her situation...
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Reason #127
Because we demand Andy Cohen makes a guest appearance on Anderson Cooper's new daytime talk show.
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Reason #126
Because tonight we reminisced about how much we loved NYC Prep.
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Reason #125
Because we're at Patricia Fields for Fashion's Night Out and we see Sonja Morgan's "twin" from her burlesque shopping spree.
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Reason #124
Because if there was anyone from the Housewives franchise we'd choose learn proper etiquette and manners from, it would be Giggy.
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Reason #123
Because we foresee a kid-friendly gangsta rap collaboration between Jenni Pulos and Alex McCord.
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Reason #122
Because to celebrate our new jobs at Bravo (when we get them), we will get gold tinsel hair extensions like Adrienne Maloof to show off our festive sides.
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