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Leona: [to Diana] Oh, I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?

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Diana: [to Leona] You are so mad and yet so wrong.

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Diana: The doctor said if I can’t find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, I’m going to die.

Diana: I’m going to die.

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Taric: [opens door] After you.

Atreus: No thank you. I never let anyone walk behind me. Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.Crow!

Taric: Okay. Well, that still leaves a thirty percent chance that I’ll attack you from the front.

Atreus: Yes, but it’ll be easier to stop. I can always block the blow, or I can counter it-

Taric: [slaps him]

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Diana: Hey, I need your opinion about something.

Alune: Yes, you should break up with Leona immediately.

Diana: We both know this isn’t what I'm going to ask.

Alune: Meh, worth a shot.

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Aphelios: You're gay, right? ...I mean, like, openly gay?

Diana: Uh, I'm not "openly" anything, and "gay" doesn't begin to cover it.

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Leona: We can never sleep together again.

Diana: Never.

Leona: But...I was wondering if maybe we should try it once more. For the sake of practice.

Diana: I'd be into that idea. For the sake of proficiency.

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Diana, talking to Aphelios: They're trying to lure me into a false sense of security! Well, joke’s on them! I’ve never been secure in my life! And I’m not about to start now!

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Diana: [to Zoe] Fascinating story. Any chance you're nearing the end?

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Diana: If you can't handle me at my worst, just remember that I handle me at my worst and that makes me stronger than you!

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People don't understand how badly religious trauma can fuck you over.

— Diana

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Diana: I would take an arrow for you!

Leona: You're the reason we're getting shot at!

Diana: Still counts!

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Taric: How long do you reckon it’ll be until Diana finally snaps and commits murder?

Soraka: I’ve been going through life assuming it’s already happened at some point and it’s just that no one was ever able to trace it back to her.

Leona: Actually...

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Zoe: Look, Diana! It's the good Kush!

Diana: It's the dollar store, how good can it be?

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Leona: Just wondering, did you get any sleep?

Diana: Did I get any... leap?

Leona: What...?

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Aphelios: You look mentally ill.

Diana: I am. Let’s go.

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Diana: But that’s censorship.

Solari priest: Well done. You are correct. You’re being censored. Now go.