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I don't know the story (if there is one) between Chase Stokes and Kelsey Ballerini (nor do I really care) but the newest song I have heard from her, If You Go Down I'm Going Down Too, gives me pogue vibes.

Also, Keith Urban has a song, Cop Car, I could 100% see a JJ fic going like that. Be it between him and a kook or him and a pogue, odds point to possibly a kook, but I would definitely read a fic that goes with it.

(yes, ik they're country and not many people really like country, and I'll admit, country doesn't always go with the pogue vibes, but I won't never be able to look at these two songs the same way again.)

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🤣🤣

Caspian and co were like "gosh this duel idea is great and all, but how the heck are we gonna get Miraz, whos army is like three times bigger, to agree to it??"

And the Pevensies were all like: "No yeah we'll just send this little shit right here, he can provoke anyone into doing anything, trust us"

While Edmund so-you-bravely-refuse-to-fight-a-swordsman-half-your-age Pevensie just raised an eyebrow, grinning.

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Edge of the counter? The counter? The SiNk?

Bruh, we crack them on the rim of the bowl we be using to stir and/or mix the recipe in

can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical

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I'm game for this

personally i think they should make the s2 announcement via video with aryan in a wedding dress, leah in a fancy white dress, and the two of them holding a little guinea pig. yknow. to confuse the new fans.

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I only started sleeping with a stuffed animal again after a surgery last month

If your 13 or older and still sleep with a stuffed animal please rb this im tryna prove a point to my friend.

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annabeth “no fear in the face of the war god, in fact i’m going to verbally eviscerate him” chase, percy “fuck around and find out, i dare you ares” jackson, and grover “thanks for the emotional abuse, bye!” underwood

those kids had him fucked UP, they ate i fear

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There was definitely a dare involved somewhere in there. Whether or not he completed it, we'll never know, but there was a dare involved, that we can be sure of

The exact moment the penguin realised…

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They ain't wrong.....they ain't wrong

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Ain't that the truth tho.

The minute it started raining the dots connected and my mind went 🤯

I think that Dionysius and the other gods should put more respect on Sally Jackson’s name considering she, a mere mortal, can command the sea with as little as the scraps of a hot fudge sundae

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Rewatching episode 2 and seeing how in capture the flag they all are either team Red or Blue. Well my new headcanon is that Percy and Annabeth RARELY play on opposite teams and the only time they do is when Athena cabin is team Red.

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Annabeth: What do you mean you can’t be on my team???

Percy: I’m sorry wisegirl, *puts on blue plume helmet* it goes against my belief system.

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I rewinded it to explain it to my sister, she wasn't as impressed as I was😂😂

#he really said we cope through humor

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🤣🤣🤣 I so want this to happen now especially if they make it to that season🤣🤣

Just imagine:

Perseus is 16, he thinks, because nobody ever actually cleared that up with him and he doesn’t know himself. Reyna and Octavian are arguing about whether or not to risk sending Frank on a quest in front of the entire Senate. It would be a fistfight by now if Reyna had an ounce less of self-control

Perseus starts clapping slowly. Silence falls. he stands up.

🎵’oh golly, the road’s gettin bumpy, cause i got some friends that can’t get along...’🎵

he trails off. where did he get that from? and thousands of miles away, Grover Underwood feels a deep, visceral sense of pride that comes out of nowhere

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"I'm dyslexic. I'm not stupid."

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The second I heard this my thoughts entailed:

Dudes like two years to soon rotfl! Dudes making jokes at his cousin and she can't even defend herself. He hasn't even met her yet.

Annabeth: she was the bravest demigod i ever knew. she fought valiantly and she met a hero’s fate

Percy: she met a pinecone’s fate

Hes really living up to the seaweed brain title

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Ain't that the truth. Let me tell youz the entirety of the episode I was waiting for the impertinent part. It surpassed expectations.

Fun new game I'm playing while watching the new Percy Jackson show called "Was this actually different in the books or is my memory just shit"

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Ain't that the freaking truth tho

and so it begins