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most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

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Just saw an article called "How to make YouTube less annoying to use" or whatever and the first suggestion was TO PAY FOR IT.

Dude. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Get Firefox and UBlock Origin.

There's a bunch of other extensions but I don't use it enough to care about those.

The audacity of some people

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FLORENCE + THE MACHINE Everybody Scream (2025)

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okay so the main problem is not That the shrimp has cesium in it. the main problem is Why the shramp has cesium in it. because if the sharmp is radioactive there is no telling what else might be in the shormp. but either way shirmp is not supposed to be radioactive, typically

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my biggest pet peeve in fanfics is when people write one of the characters as a saint for rejecting their love interest over being tipsy. I know you have good intentions but alcohol is not evil, and unless the other person is clearly unable to consent, it’s okay for your characters to have sex while tipsy! even if it’s just one of them and it’s okay if they regret it the next day because that makes for a very compelling and real scenario to add to your story.

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joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.

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genuinely can’t stress enough if you’re in high school rn and anyone is telling you that’s the best time of your life they are lying. it gets better. hs is arguably the worst. if you can survive that you can survive anything. despite the horrors i know i’m always posting about i swear life is so much better as an adult

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behold

plap

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Aye, Captain.

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I still get sad sometimes about Trump not dying of COVID in 2020. That would have been so epic.

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DM with a decibel meter. When your wild magic sorcerer's player's exuberance passes any arbitrary level, have them roll on the wild magic table. Twice if it's due to an expletive. Twice more if they swear at the outcome.

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