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Atrocious that I’m expected to get a “real job” bc technology completely eliminated all the jobs I actually want such as:

Person who makes the weird playlists that play in shops

Ghost/zombie/ghoul in a horror movie

Artist

Testing toys like in Elf starring Will Ferrell

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I wanna take a minute to talk about the Looks of the entire cast of OFMD S2.

I think we're all pretty familiar with the male gaze. Lots of skin, tits and ass, that sort of thing.

The female gaze has been debated, but it looks something like a sexy college professor or himbo househusband.

What OFMD S2 absolutely nails is the queer gaze.

Look at this man.

An absolutely beautiful man. Who wears crop tops and leather pants. Long hair up in a messy bun. He's wearing eyeliner. And pearls.

And here.

Drawn on facial hair. Spaulders. Bracers. Fishnet sleeves. A MOTHERFUCKING MULLET.

These badasses.

The teeth and chains. SO MUCH MAKEUP. Big fancy coat with nothing underneath. Glam met goth and fucked out these looks.

And THE SWEDE!

Cropped jacket. Ponytail. Asymmetrical button fly. Decorative chains (again).

All of this screams queer. If I saw any of these people in a bar I'd be like "Yep, one of us." The gender fuckery of it all. The feminine and the masculine all thrown in together in perfect combinations. Decoration for its own sake. Jewelry and flashy adornment and gorgeous peacockery.

And we love it. The fandom is going absolutely feral over these looks, these actors, as we very well should. There is not a single member of this cast who has not had beautiful art lovingly made depicting them.

Fuck the male gaze, fuck the female gaze. Give me the queer gaze. Give me queer creators making queer media for queer audiences and absolutely nailing it. These people are not at all what Hollywood usually thinks sexy looks like, yet we want to devour every one of them. This is what queer beauty looks like. What queer sex appeal looks like. What queer desire looks like.

Fuck yes. It's about time.

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this has done innumerable damage to society and it's only been a few days

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And what a blissful 2 months it was, so blissful, in fact, that when I first read this I thought you meant the carbonated fruit drink

Ngl i forgot izzy existed for like 2 months

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My partner and I were talking about the Mario movie and he made a joke that the toads made Mario and Luigi entire wardrobes of just an exact replica of the outfit they came in wearing and then we accidentally created a headcannon that the brothers don’t exactly feel sexy in their work uniforms so Luigi has to try to ask the toads for something sexy and they Do Not Understand bc clearly bowser is the only person in this universe who fucks

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smthn smthn generational trauma and being told to stay on the path and never why and ylfa getting to meet her grandmother who was in the same position as her. ylfa getting to push her off the path, to teach her the beauty of the forest, to give her a moment of friendship and kindness. to say the goodbye she never got to have.

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I love scenarios and I hate being in situations

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Maybe if I was prettier. Or maybe if I was more horrifying actually

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i hate when a poem is good. Fuck you for saying that for real

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'no one understands me' STOP. 8 BILLION ALIVE PEOPLE. 15 THOUSANDS YEAR OF HUMAN HISTORY. SOMEONE HAS FELT WHAT YOURE FEELING

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Barbossa deserves to win pirate battle and we all know it. Like I love OFMD and Black Sails but no

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It did psychic damage to me, seeing both spiderverse and Barbie trending at the same time.

The girlies. The girlies have been fed.

Look out. They're frothing today.

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two amazing trailers released today 💞🕷🕸

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Jack Black and Anya Taylor-Joy understood the mf assignment

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