#to be clear we were joking about the sexless nature of the toads and objectifying Luigi not vis versa

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My partner and I were talking about the Mario movie and he made a joke that the toads made Mario and Luigi entire wardrobes of just an exact replica of the outfit they came in wearing and then we accidentally created a headcannon that the brothers don’t exactly feel sexy in their work uniforms so Luigi has to try to ask the toads for something sexy and they Do Not Understand bc clearly bowser is the only person in this universe who fucks