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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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kitten if you don't get daddy his 3D printed sensory slug in the next five seconds you can kiss your grandma's drywall goodbye

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(WE KISSED) ORDERING GAY POTION FROM THE DARK WEB AT 3AM!!

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just ordered codename sailor v from my local bookstore and the lady heard "c'est la vie" instead lol. anyway support your local non chain bookstore

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>be me

>be having sex for the first time in two years.

>with a guy ive spent three years wanting to have sex with. first time together.

>spotify is on shuffle with a long queue

>just settled in to a new position. am about to get my dick sucked. things going great

>queue runs out because gay sex is longer than a long spotify queue

>spotify shuffles her options and out of over Four Thousand Songs offers up the most HONKY TONK BANJO MUSIC KNOWN TO MAN

>i mean honky tonk. I mean so honky tonk it loops around and becomes tonky honk.

>ruins my day.

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someone give picture of the anime guy with 3000 bones i want to look at it

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People are like “these animals have exoskeletons and these ones have endoskeletons” but no. It’s all exoskeletons, your exoskeleton is protecting your bone marrow which is where your soul (which is you) is. The rest of the stuff is extraneous decoration that Big Pharma wants you to think is important/

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Time shifting

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I wanted this but the original poster is transphobic

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how we feel

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she beast on my ars til i lego of my shi

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Missy and the Master if they had the God of Wishes instead of the Rani and Mrs Flood.

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My favorite father daughter duo or in this case Uncle niece duo?

I just love them so much. Like look that's literally his baby!