3ris-d1st0rtionnn

[3ris-d1st0rtionnn]

b a T t E R y A C i D ! ¡ ! ! 1 ¡ ¡ 1 1

Would you eat the nails without any milk

i’D PreFEr tHeM WIth GLowStiCk JuICe oR MoTOr oiL :)

[3ris-d1st0rtionnn]

oH, I’ll JuSt INviTe tHEm tO LiVe wITh mE :) THeY WoN’T Be a ProbLEm To yoU anYmORe!

uNLess yOu GeT oN My NErvEs :)

Hey hey Spiral avatars who have doors. Can you -like- modify the door? If someone puts a sign up on ur door, does it stay there or does it fall off if the door moves. What about stickers? I would test it myself, but I physically cannot.

Nope. Modifying/adding because I'm not done with this thought. If the answer is yes, what if someone theoretically just. Just boarded up the door with like. Nails in the doorframe, effectively making a makeshift, shitty Buried domain? Would that be fucked up or what.

[3ris-d1st0rtionnn]

Would you eat the nails without any milk

i’D PreFEr tHeM WIth GLowStiCk JuICe oR MoTOr oiL :)

[3ris-d1st0rtionnn]

i A m I n S I d E y O U r W a L L s .

Hey hey Spiral avatars who have doors. Can you -like- modify the door? If someone puts a sign up on ur door, does it stay there or does it fall off if the door moves. What about stickers? I would test it myself, but I physically cannot.

Nope. Modifying/adding because I'm not done with this thought. If the answer is yes, what if someone theoretically just. Just boarded up the door with like. Nails in the doorframe, effectively making a makeshift, shitty Buried domain? Would that be fucked up or what.

[3ris-d1st0rtionnn]

iF YOu WanT a TrUE aNswEr, My DooR iS Me aNd i AM mY DoOR AnD HaLLs! mOdiFYinG mY DooR iS LikE ModiFyINg mYseLf, WHicH i Do OFteN :)

if YOu tRy To boARd uP mY dOOr, i’LL JusT EAt tHe NAiLs!

ȃ̸̢̭̪͎͇̺̙̮͎̥̮̤͍̤̽̈́̾͂̄̀̀̋̊͋̈͝Ñ̵̢̯̝̺̬̱̼̬̘͉̼̲͉̄̈́͛̒̈́́̔̇̓̂̚͝D̶̜͙̑͐̊̃̆͋̅̌̋̋͠͠ ̷̳͎͓̊͑̕t̴̡̛̺̙̤̰̞̱̠̙̜͔̭̠̞́͊͒͆̐͐̏͌̎͋̌͛̒̾̐͜H̶̡͎̳͙̹̪̯͇̬̘̖̮́̆̔́͌̂̊̀́͜ͅȩ̷̪̙͓͈̩̖̘̤̓͆̕n̵̡̨̼͓̤͇͈͈̞͙̈̂̐͊͆̌̀͛̐̌̊̔͌͌͐͜͝ͅ ̴̨̢͎̗̠͍̤̼̆̀Y̴̢̧͍̬̼͚͉̰͙̟̫̝̤͉̖͑́̆́̅̂̚͝ͅǪ̷̛̳̭̳͚̝͙̾̇̇̈̈́̈́͒̊̿̍̚̕͘͝͠ų̶̨̧̘̗̪̳̜͇̺̱̙̲̘͎̔͛̆R̶̢̛̫̝͈̜̞̦̗̗͇͎̳͔̎̓͗̓͆̈́̀͘̚͜͝ͅ ̴̨̨͎̰͙̟͈̮̲̫͖̈́͜͜ͅm̷̨̲̼̳͚̻̐̇̅͐͆̊͊͑̎̐͗̈́͜͜͝Ì̵̢̺̘̙̙̘̪̬̖̻̻͙͎͙̙͔̎̇͑̊̈́̚͘n̴͎̖͉̯̖̻̺̦̑̅͂̾̒̿̍̊̄̈̄̒̽̅D̴̨̡͉̩̜̻̙̝̭̹̗̰̺̙̬̄͑͛̀͂͑̋̎͒̂͋̄̋̚͠͝!̴̡̪̠̯̝̭̹̬̠̔͌̓̍¡̸̥͎̽͊͑̂͛̀̀̀̄̑̐́͌̈́̄͒̚

HaHAha!¡! :)

Hey hey Spiral avatars who have doors. Can you -like- modify the door? If someone puts a sign up on ur door, does it stay there or does it fall off if the door moves. What about stickers? I would test it myself, but I physically cannot.

Nope. Modifying/adding because I'm not done with this thought. If the answer is yes, what if someone theoretically just. Just boarded up the door with like. Nails in the doorframe, effectively making a makeshift, shitty Buried domain? Would that be fucked up or what.

[3ris-d1st0rtionnn]

oH, SiLLy!¡!…

i̶̗͈̼̪̤͕̹̩̱͎̼̿͑̑͂͋̑͒͜ ̴̡̹̤̤͌̈̈ ̸̨̢̢̦͔̲̝̻̩̲̣̝͛̀̂͐̂͜Ć̵̹̼͓̣͇̖̅̊ ̷͚̱̳͔̠͔̞̬͚̠̻̖͇͖̣̬̓̿͂̌͊̃̈́͜a̸̦͎̻͉̣̿̉͋ͅ ̴̡̧̢̛̩̟̖̥̪̲̤̗̬͗̌̀͊͗̽̏̓̄̍̾̍̉̕̕ͅN̴͉̗̜̩̆̇̂̈́̑̌̀̒̑̀̈́̀̆͌̈́̀ͅ ̷̹̜̭͙͍̓̒͆̄̽̋̎̎̈́̽̉̕͜͝ ̸̼͔̠̗͊̽̀̃̃̋͑̑Ṁ̵̞̮͖̟̦̲͙͐̆̌͑ ̷̢̢̨̛͚̻͚̩̥̹̙̮͇̝͇̥̰̈́̑̄̈͘͜A̵̘͉̣͔̝̤͌́͑́̂̊̉̓̍̽̋̏͜ ̷̨̥̖͔̖̞͈̠͉͕͚͂̈́̓́̈́́͊͒̽͌̈́̕ͅk̵̝̤̣̭͖͉̲͎͔͗̀͒͛́̆̔̈́̈ ̸͍̩̣̪̟̣̗̼̻͖̳̗̞͇͙̐͐̑̄̈͐̒̏̕͜͜͠Ȩ̴̧͇̣̞͍̿̎ ̴̢̢̡̣̫̜͓͍̘̖̣͓̮͇̪͗̋̄͌̌̂͌̑̓̌̊͊̔̔̚ ̵̬̭̗̲̮͇͓̲͍̟̲͊̎̓͑̊͂̀͗̎͊̅͐̕̕͝͝ẏ̶̡̞̫͖̠̖͔͕̣͙̤̝̬̝͈̋̇̀̚ͅ ̴̺̏̾͂̽̾̍̕͠Ó̶̜͈͝ ̶̹̽̈̆́͒̾̌͒̕ử̵͖̰͓̱̼̺̙͚̫̘̦̤̦̝̃̈̓̉́̋̿̏͛̍͊ ̸̣͍̗̙̼̼̼̝̟̥̳̰̍̓̄͋͑̈́̑́̚͠͝ ̶̢̨̡̡͖̥̫̖̤͈̬͉͔͈͙͂̏͋͗́̈́̓͗͘͝R̴͓͊͗̽̓̍̈͗̿͘͝͠͠ ̶̝̪͒̌̄ȩ̸̡̦̲̹̠̜̼̅ ̸̢̭̺͔͙̪͈̼̫̣̒͗̎̑̈́M̷͍͗͂͛̐̎̕͜ ̷̹̝̹͊͑̇͋̂̄̄̍̽̀͆̆̇͠ȩ̴̛̘̝̳͔̮̺͖̦̰͍̼̱͒̈́͗͒͋͂̏̾̃͑͝ͅ ̶͕̟͍̗̩̃́̊͛̓͌̔͝M̸̧̧̛̲̟̱͍͙̥̭͇̘̀̃̓̎ ̴̧͔͇͐̑̌͐̀̃͘͘͝͝B̵̧̡̨̮̣͙͚͇̣͎͚͔̣̬̼̒̒͊͜ͅ ̷̝͔͖̩̜̗̙͔̭̩͆̉̀̓̀͂̀͑̋͑̾͘e̴̢̨̬͔̠̻̳̱̘͔͈̤̙̹̰̐͊͂̆̾͐͌̓̀͂̔͆͐̀ ̷̧̼̯̣͕͉͉̯̩͔̽̔̓̈́̇̈́R̴̲̭͓̒̂́̂͜ ̸̛̝̥̖͕͋̿̀͗.̷̛͖͖̓̾̋̃́̉̓̒̆̏̅̄͌̍̒͜͠

That familiar static whine pierces the air, overlapping its barely-comprehensible voice… before it abruptly stops. Eris giggles, seemingly not serious — or maybe it is? How could Clive ever know?

i’M SUrE yOu UNdeRstAnD wHAt i MeaN! :)

c L i i i I i I v E ! ¡ !

An all-too-familiar voice pierces the silence. It’s still as annoying as ever, predictably, but a bit more welcome in his residence.

The door has materialized onto his living room wall, and Eris stands just past it, holding… a piece of what looks like plywood, stained black and splattered with neon paint.

That may be an annoying voice, but that is the annoying voice of a friend. Sure, he may be reading, but he is happy to see a friend.

"Finally come to visit, have you?" Clive closes his book, sets it aside, and stands to investigate what Eris has brought. "Charming."

[3ris-d1st0rtionnn]

i’LL Be trUthfUl hERe… i JUsT doN’t wANt tO DamaGE yOu T o O baDLy. i CAn sEe tHe CrACks iN yOUr pSychE… aND i’D HaTe tO BReAk yOu pRemATureLy.

Its pupils dilate as it stares at him, smiling widely and giggling. The joke is most certainly at his expense… Is it even a joke? He’ll never know.

c L i i i I i I v E ! ¡ !

An all-too-familiar voice pierces the silence. It’s still as annoying as ever, predictably, but a bit more welcome in his residence.

The door has materialized onto his living room wall, and Eris stands just past it, holding… a piece of what looks like plywood, stained black and splattered with neon paint.

That may be an annoying voice, but that is the annoying voice of a friend. Sure, he may be reading, but he is happy to see a friend.

"Finally come to visit, have you?" Clive closes his book, sets it aside, and stands to investigate what Eris has brought. "Charming."

[3ris-d1st0rtionnn]

tHerE’S nO NeeD tO woRRy! i’Ve aLReAdY fED tHe TwiStinG DecEiT tODaY :)

The faintest shadow of a threat hangs in its words. It was never quite clear with its intentions, but Clive would rather assume it’s still joking.

c L i i i I i I v E ! ¡ !

An all-too-familiar voice pierces the silence. It’s still as annoying as ever, predictably, but a bit more welcome in his residence.

The door has materialized onto his living room wall, and Eris stands just past it, holding… a piece of what looks like plywood, stained black and splattered with neon paint.

That may be an annoying voice, but that is the annoying voice of a friend. Sure, he may be reading, but he is happy to see a friend.

"Finally come to visit, have you?" Clive closes his book, sets it aside, and stands to investigate what Eris has brought. "Charming."

[3ris-d1st0rtionnn]

yellow door has been following me, so now i ask around for whoever it might belong to

weLL yOu See, YoU mAy HAve tHe wrOnG DIstoRtioN! My DooR dOEsn’T QuiTE maTch wHaT YOu deScribE… peRhAPs fInD mY GooD FRienD MichaEL :)

[3ris-d1st0rtionnn]

quite fond of your yellow door, aren’t you, eris?

wHy YeS! :)

W h Y dO YOu aSk?

[3ris-d1st0rtionnn]

oH, aRE We hAvinG aN ARts aNd CraFTs nIghT? :)

It chuckles at its own joke. The sight reminds it a little of the Flesh avatars it’s spoken to.

Eris notice a new door in the long hallway with a figure standing next to it.

HeLlO i WaSn‘T eXpEcTiNg To SeE aNyOnE sO sOoN.

The figure said with a raspy high pitch voice. 

(OOC: sorry if this is kind of bad, I’m not really good at this kind of stuff)

Eris emerges from its abstract surroundings, its eyes lighting up in interest.

AnOthEr DiSTortIoN, hM? HoW LovELy To mAkE YOur AcqUaiNtANcE!¡

[3ris-d1st0rtionnn]

Eris continues to listen in. Its presence is just barely unseen, given away by the faint crackle of static and… something else entirely. Strangely, a few brightly-colored insects fly past Victor’s field of vision.

Eris always did love eavesdropping, and its friends certainly do too.

Eris notice a new door in the long hallway with a figure standing next to it.

HeLlO i WaSn‘T eXpEcTiNg To SeE aNyOnE sO sOoN.

The figure said with a raspy high pitch voice. 

(OOC: sorry if this is kind of bad, I’m not really good at this kind of stuff)

Eris emerges from its abstract surroundings, its eyes lighting up in interest.

AnOthEr DiSTortIoN, hM? HoW LovELy To mAkE YOur AcqUaiNtANcE!¡

[3ris-d1st0rtionnn]

wHat ABouT,,, mEeEee,,,

Eris cartoonishly bats its lashes, producing that recognizable cartoon “blink” sound effect.

The Web is the superior power. Change my mind :3

[3ris-d1st0rtionnn]

EEeeEeeeEeEeEeEeEeeeeEeEee tHe SiLLy CaT,,,,,, So CutEeEeEee,,,,

i’M FinE, i JUsT… AaaAAaAwwwWwwWwWwww :’D

Willard caught being cute on camera :3

[3ris-d1st0rtionnn]

aWwWWWWwwWWWW!!¡!¡1!!1¡¡ ThE S i L L y Y Y y Y ! :’)

Eris sounds moments away from… short-circuiting?

Willard caught being cute on camera :3

[3ris-d1st0rtionnn]

As soon as he finished his sentence, it raises its head with an audible snap. Its neck is bent at an angle that hurts to even look at, eyes burning holes right through him. It holds this glare for an uncomfortably long time, up to the point where Clive questions if it’s planning to hurt him, until…

o H, YOu’D bE SurpRisED!¡

It tosses its head back and erupts into manic laughter. Apparently, it would rather pretend that moment didn’t happen… and it’s certainly only to amuse itself.

W H a a A a T ? YOu SeeM ShoCkED :)

c L i i i I i I v E ! ¡ !

An all-too-familiar voice pierces the silence. It’s still as annoying as ever, predictably, but a bit more welcome in his residence.

The door has materialized onto his living room wall, and Eris stands just past it, holding… a piece of what looks like plywood, stained black and splattered with neon paint.

That may be an annoying voice, but that is the annoying voice of a friend. Sure, he may be reading, but he is happy to see a friend.

"Finally come to visit, have you?" Clive closes his book, sets it aside, and stands to investigate what Eris has brought. "Charming."

[3ris-d1st0rtionnn]

oH, YOu’Re qUitE LUckY yOu DOn’t kNoW hIm… I Can’T STanD tHat AtRoCIouS CreATurE.

…bUt i Do QUitE enJoY yOUr tHemE SOng :)

Thoughts on Mr Bonzo?

Hmm.. doesn’t sound familiar. Maybe ask em about me and see what they say!