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//I’m gonna go ahead and put a list of au/wishlist ideas I wanna rp under a readmore. Pleeease feel free to hmu if you’re keen on any of these!! 

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Semi-Hiatus Notice

//So I’ve kinda half-disappeared and will remain much the same for the next two weeks as I’ve had to pick up heaps of shifts on top of lots of incoming assignments. Sorry!!

Feel free to message me with any plot ideas or concerns or anything really!

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Semi-Hiatus Notice

//So I’ve kinda half-disappeared and will remain much the same for the next two weeks as I’ve had to pick up heaps of shifts on top of lots of incoming assignments. Sorry!!

Feel free to message me with any plot ideas or concerns or anything really!

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;au wishlist

//I’m gonna go ahead and put a list of au/wishlist ideas I wanna rp under a readmore. Pleeease feel free to hmu if you’re keen on any of these!! 

ROYALTY AU; //I actually had this one going for a while with a Robin way back, but I’ve forgotten who it was and lost my skype details LMAO but if it was you id LOVE to keep it going. And if it wasn’t you hit me up for it anyway I love it so much.

-Zoro is Luffy’s childhood servant and closest friend/bodyguard. Luffy is heir to the throne and having come of age, to be married to a princess/duchess/duke/whatever. Luffy, naturally, is repulsed by this idea, but he and Zoro nonetheless travel to another country for Luffy to be greeted as a potential suitor. However, an attraction instead forms between Luffy’s suitor and Zoro.

FAKE MARRIED/DATING AU

MERMAID/SIREN AU

ROADTRIP AU; not necessarily by choice.

ARRANGED MARRIAGE AU

ZOMBIE AU 

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"Dayuuuuuuuummmmmm"

“…excuse me?”

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“If your life had a face, I would punch it.” (My favorite line in the movie ^^)

scott pilgrim vs. the world ask meme.

(@konekonami)

“That’s pretty rude. I’d hardly feel a punch from you anyway.”

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scott pilgrim vs. the world ask meme.

“When I’m around you, I kind of feel like I’m on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.”

“I know you play mysterious and aloof just to avoid getting hurt. And I know you have reasons for not wanting talk about your past. I want you to know that I don’t care about any of that stuff.”

“I’m in lesbians with you.”

“Bread makes you fat?!” “I have to go pee due to boredom.”

“…Chicken isn’t vegan?”

“If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?”

“You once were a ve-gone, but now you will begone.”

“Okay, this next song goes out to the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony. It’s called ‘We Hate You, Please Die.’”

“Amazon.ca! What’s the website for that?”

“Hey so, can this not be a one-night stand? For one thing I didn’t even get any. That was a joke.”

“Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Because you’ll be dust by Monday… because you’ll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up… dust. She dusts. 'Cause… it’s Friday now, she’s the weekends off, so… Monday, right?”

“You punched the highlights out of my hair!”

“That’s it! You cocky cock! You’ll pay for your crimes against humanity.”

“The only thing separating me from them is the two minutes it’s gonna take to kick your ass.”

“Short answer: Vegans are just better then everyone else.”

“Kick her in the balls!”

“If your life had a face, I would punch it.”

“I mean, are you really happy or really evil?”

“You broke the heart that broke mine.”

“Level with me… did we suck?”

“Oh, you’re were just a little bi-curious? Well, I’m just a little bi-furious!”

“You’re pretentious, this club sucks, I have beef. Let’s do it.”

“I was more alone when we were together than I ever was on my own.”

“What a perfect asshole.”

“Well, it was nice to meet you, and tell your gay friends I will see them later.”

“Look, I didn’t write the gay handbook. If you got a problem with it, take it up with Liberace’s ghost.”

“You punched me in the boob! Prepare to die, obviously!”

“Okay, presumeably, you may have just seen a dude’s junk, and I’m very sorry for that… so is he.”

“We were just on stage for sound check, and the sound guy hated us!”

“You know I love you. But I need my own bed tonight. It’s for sex.”

“Ah, that sucks, but you know it’s probably just because they’re better than you.

“You know what sucks? EVERYTHING.”

“You are the salt of the earth. I meant scum of the earth.”

“We are here to make money and sell out and stuff.”

“Sounds like someone wants to get funky.”

“I want to have his adopted babies.”

“Hey, man, question: I’ve always wondered, how does not eating dairy products give you psychic powers?”

“Oh yeah, you’re totally my bitch forever.”

“Yeah, well, my baggage doesn’t try to kill me every five minutes.”

“You’re not dead, you’re just having some idiotic dream.”

“Guess who’s drunk!?”

“A gig is a gig is a gig is a gig is a gig.”

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OOC; sorry I have been CRAZY busy with shifts and assignments over the last couple days, I’ll hopefully be on a bit tomorrow!

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Send 💰 for your muse to buy my muse at a slave auction

Bonus if you specify what type of slave

Send ‘💰 Reverse’ for my muse to buy your muse at a slave auction.

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He sighed wearily, resigned to the fact his food was gone for good, simply shoving the plate towards her in defeat.

“Yes, of course. Just fantastic.” It was unlikely she’d pick up on the sarcasm, so he might as well humour her.

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❝ Hahaha I’m pretty good at impressions huh?? ❞ She sat down and reached over to eat some of Zoro’s food.

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“I’m not that stupid. Give me some credit, at least.”

If anything else, Nami had succeeded in diverting his attention from Nekomamushi, only for his stubbornness to be aimed at her.

“If you stacked all three of my swords up, they’d be bigger, anyway.”

“Besides, size doesn’t equate to power. I could beat him any day.”

“Yeah, yeah…”  She shook her head.  Nami knew there was no point in trying to reason with Zoro when he was being this stubborn.  That still didn’t help prevent the possibility of him angering the Minks.  Threatening to charge him beli didn’t work.  Maybe sarcasm would…

“You’re arguing with Nekomamushi about sake now.  Next thing you know, you’ll be trying to argue with Traguy on who has the bigger sword.”

“His is bigger,” she muttered under her breath.

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“It’s not...arguing. We’re having a friendly debate.” 

Despite her efforts to diffuse the situation, Zoro’s voice simply rose louder. As little as he enjoyed being indebted to Nami- or anyone else for that matter- he was alcohol-buzzed enough to say “Fuck it” and continue anyway. 

“Look, Nami, you might not get it, but he’s the one who brought up which sake is superior. And who clearly has the wrong opinion about it. Not my fault.”

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Rolling her eyes, Nami let out a sigh.  This feast was supposed to be in celebration of them.  What made the swordsman think he could argue with their hosts?  “Zoro…” she whispered.  “We’re trying to maintain a good relationship with the Minks, not turn them into our enemy.  Quit arguing with Nekomamushi or I’ll start charging you 100 beli per minute.”

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“just… come back alive, okay?”

five word prompts (x)

“Come on, Robin. When haven’t I?” 

His lips formed a confident smile, and he hoped that would help appease the small knot he felt in his chest; not for himself, necessarily. After all, he was constantly heading into fights and battles, reckless and null-headed, but powerful and strong enough to pull it off, and come out alive. 

Often bloodied, but still alive.

He was well aware of his capability- but something in her demeanour made him hesitate, suddenly aware of beads of cold sweat on the back of his neck as he glanced back at her, and he felt the words in his mouth soften.

“I will. Don’t worry.” 

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Send a symbol for your muse to receive a phone call just after my muse has… (x)

⚙ … realised how they feel about your muse

Zoro wasn’t an…emotions person. In his eyes, he had a goal, and y’know…feelings got in the way of that far too much. 

Maybe it wasn’t just now that he truly realised it- after all, there had been flirtations before, the back-and-forth. Her face in his mind, making him feel anxious and confused and so many other things.

It would’ve been okay if it was just physical- but…well. The realisation hitting him with full force was too much, and letting it out on impulse was the only way he could.

Which led him to Robin’s number, dialled into his phone, with each ringing tone he felt his heart sink more with anger and regret, self-directed, almost praying she wouldn’t pick up because he himself was frozen.

But the Gods didn’t answer- she did.

“R-Robin, I…” A second of silence passed that felt more like an eternity. What the fuck was he doing?

“Sorry, I…I just called to-” His mind scrambled for any semblance of a decent thing to excuse himself. ‘Just to check how you were going. I guess.”

Perhaps it was that side of himself he hated the most.

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“  Try to just hear me outDon’t ask whyI’m taking this routeIt’s alright, right?  ”