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My faves :3

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i’ve worked on this comic on-and-off for something like the past two years. i finally got it done this month.

they are having a camping trip or a sleepover (sl33pover) or something. i had fun drawing their recuperacoon sleeping bags.

inspired by waking up to my cat’s nose in my face in the morning.

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Short hair dog girls for the win <3

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why doesn’t. the big pepeta eat the little pepeta

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The girl boss of girl bosses

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WEIRD FREAK LIKERS

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Egbert!!! Ft. some Meenah's and ameobas

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2/21 (guestlog by @zan0tix)

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TF2 and Homestuck crossover? Specifically so I can classpect the mercs? Yessir.

These are all my own interpretation (which is quite different than other classpecting ive seen done for the mercenaries in the past so. take em with a grain of salt and some classpects i feel more confident about than others)

Starting with…..

Scout - Page of Blood

He’s one of the first classpects I started with, and I’m fairly confident with his! Sburb/Sgrub is a game set on making its players go through emotional journeys + trials which Scout would definitely face plenty of. Pages start their journeys with a deficit in their given aspect and overcompensate for the lack of their aspect. And Blood is all about Bonds/ Interpersonal Relationships and Connection, which Scout definitely boasts about, with his teammates and with ‘the ladies’ though it doesn’t seem he can hold down relationships or friendships well, being seen as an annoyance by his teammates. So a Page of Blood would be someone who utilizes and empowers with connection! His journey/ quest would be about being able to drop his act of bragging about his greatness and truly trust + rely on his teammates and let them count on him in return! God Tiered, I see him serving a more supportive role, aiding teammates in battle and rallying everyone together! I could also see him having an ability to convince those he’s close with to follow his orders!

Soldier - Sylph of Rage

I know Sylphs are a female only class, but this guy breaks boundaries and the classpect fits him really well. Sylphs goals are to fix/ heal with their aspect, they’re meddlers and problem solvers and by god does Soldier get shit done (just in unconventional manners.) Rage is about (obviously) anger, but also passion, judgement and fear. So a sylph of rage heals Through Rage. And Soldier is THE Soldier, he knows how to problem solve and motivate his teammates to doing what he wants with his very vocalized opinions and thoughts on matters, which is why he fits this classpect exactly! He wouldn’t necessarily be considered an offensive class, (in homestuck terms) but dear god he can instill fear in enemy ranks. His journey/ quest would be focused on how to accurately get people to listen to him through rage, and how to uniquely motivate individual members of his team. I can see his God-Tiered abilities equipping him with the ability to instill or quell rage within all around him, completely draining enemies of their will to fight!

Pyro - Maid of Doom

Maids are another female centric class, but Pyro can be anything! Maids are all about creation Of their aspect (being MADE of their aspect) but they start being limited by their aspect. Maids also have a tendency to be unnoticed in their actions + how they benefit their team. Doom is about order + judgement, death, decay and fire! So a Maid of Doom is one who creates through Decay and such! Pyro, given the made class, would start in the session relying on their teammates for their judgement/ guidance on destruction, but once in game journey/ quest would be to put their foot down and start making their own decisions on what should/ should not be destroyed! If they were to god tier, they would be a very powerful destructive force to be reckoned with. (But given they are the merc we know the least about in terms of personality, this is all personal interpretation.) I can see them absolutely tearing through in game challenges post God-Tier because of their pure destructive potential!

Heavy - Bard of Heart

I know this seems like a weird one for the mascot of TF2, but considering Heavy’s disposition + backstory, i think this makes the most sense! Bards allow/create destruction through their aspect, initially ghosting their inverse aspect before crisis strikes. And Heart is all about soul, impulse, bias and passion! So, a Bard of Heart is one who allows and causes destruction of the soul and impulse. Being able to destroy soul, passion and heart in a fell swoop post God-Tier. Initially, Heavy ghosts mind with his closed off nature and being critical of revealing too much emotion. Obviously he can let loose in battle, yelling and shouting with joy and rage, but those are impersonal circumstances. But when pushed to a key moment, when he is forced to act on impulse and feeling rather than logic, he could truly start to grow as a Bard! I imagine his journey/ quest would pertain to engaging his emotions, making him decide between logic and emotion. (perhaps pertaining to a certain doctor on his team teehee!)

Demoman - Prince of Time

(Of course the psuedo-royalty man will get the prince class! /j) Princes, (like Bards) are also a destruction class that ghosts their opposing aspect while destroying their held aspect. (They also tend to have some self esteem issues + purposefully seek conflict hermmmm) And Time is about Music, Movement, Death and (obviously) Time! So a Prince of Time would be someone who Destroys Time! It sounds kind of gnarly, but my interpretation is someone being able to destroy moments in time. Snipping harmful actions from the timeline to try things again. I think Demo fits this very well because he starts out ghosting Space, the creation class, with his artfully crafted bombs, items Designed to be destroyed By Time. Clock goes down/ press of a button, they go boom. I can see his main challenge being overcoming his self esteem issues to value himself as an important player of the game (one of The Most Important players imo!)

Engineer - Knight of Space

this is a very heavy handed class, and i feel like with how integral engineer is to TF2 in lore as well as gameplay its fitting! Knights are obsessively determined exploitation classes who hide behind a mask of their own making (usually crafted due to fear of lacking their aspect) and Space players are patient, creative and ever evolving, with space itself being about Objects, Size, Placement and Creation itself! and A Knight of Space is one who controls/ exploits Creation! I can see godtier powers being similar to like. Lego Movie master builder abilities! Manipulating environments (and the Lack of environments!) to a Knights will! Engineer would start with a lack of space in his life, and Id interpret that like a lack of space in his personal life, he is So consumed by his work with space, he hides and neglects his personal space and life! I can see his quest revolving around control/ the lack of control and making Engineer learn to embrace chaos and tumultuous situations (emotional and otherwise) with grace! He likely wouldn’t have much difficulty at all with creation of the genesis frog given Knights obsessive patterns.

Medic - Heir of Life

Heirs are a powerhouse and (gifted?) sort of class that start almost with the advantage of their aspect! They also have a tendency to be vessels of plot, getting a lot of shit done in the background without much acknowledgement. And Life is about energy, living, plants/ animals as well as growth! So a Heir of Life is someone who Embodies and Channels Life!! Medic is definitely a powerhouse, no doubt. He’s likely in his early to mid 50’s and is still running about on the battlefield being flocked by his doves, he is a Conduit of life for his team! And given his penchant for impromptu surgery and experimentation, he’s a controller of life and death. I can see God Tiered abilities for a Heir of Life like medic giving him insane regenerative abilities to himself and all those around him! His quest would likely be learning how to channel his boundless energy and life power to be a bit less selfish with his choices. Heirs generally have an easier time in Sburb so I doubt he would go through much personal growth, but he would have the potential to become VERY powerful!

Sniper - Mage of Breath

Mages are the most difficult classes to prescribe in my opinion because we know so little about them in cannon. But from what Ive been able to glean, mages are knowing informants who know their aspect through and through by tumultuous life experiences. Breath is a fairly straightforward aspect, being about freedom, wind, flexibility and options. So a Mage of Breath is someone who learns and advises through freedom and flexibility. My vision for Sniper as a Mage is less on his physical role in game and more backstory focused. Mages typically suffer from their aspect in some way, and being raised as a farm boy, isolated in Australian society due to his true parentage he doesn’t even know till adulthood, on top of suffering from purposeful isolation in his relationships as well, distancing himself from teammates as well as his parents, I think he fits the shoe well! I see his quest forcing him out of his comfort bubble of isolation, forcing him to pay attention to bonds and abilities of his teammates to interject into others lives. I could see god tier abilities for him giving Sniper direct intel of enemies and teammates from the winds! He’d be a very powerful information gatherer if he put himself to the task!

Spy - Thief of Void

This one i felt was the most blatantly obvious. The espionage aspect with the espionage tf2 class just makes sense. Thieves steal their aspect for personal gain, but generally have good intentions at heart. Void is about Secrets, Confusion, Darkness and Potential. So a Thief of Void is someone who steals Secrets/ Darkness for themselves! Thieves start off fairly adept in their skillsets, and I dont imagine Spy any different! He is Already extraordinarily experienced in obtaining secrets and general thievery, his entire job description fits a Thief of Void to a T post SBURB/SGRUB. God-Tiered I could see Spy being able to steal secrets from peoples minds potentially and general “nonexistence” of things (like roxy!) Void players also have a connection to the Furthest Ring, which i could see Spy eventually taking advantage of (and potentially going Grimdark by accident in his attempts to steal information from the horrorterrors as well!) Id imagine his quest to circle around getting the consorts of his planet to tell him secrets about key locations and important information forcing him to expand his skillset!

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Jade alt:

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Who let them be like this omg 😭

+ A sneak peak of a project thats been in the works for a long time ;)