he/him, a mango with a keyboardI enjoy long walks on the sun, watching the beachset, and smelling weed (NOT smoking it)alt is @chewingonmyphonecase
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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.
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this may be the only time ever that my gimmick will actually apply
Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
What
Huh???
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i just watched a scary movie that made me so scared i threw up and then i found out it was g rated
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please
hey is there anyone on this site who happens to have a photo enhancer gimmick blog
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daily affirmations❤️
IT WAS JUST A FANFIC
IT IS NOT REAL
IT IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE ORIGINAL PIECE OF MEDIA IN ANY WAY
EVERY CHARACTER PICTURED WAS WILDLY MISCHARACTERIZED
I CAN GO BACK TO THE ORIGINAL MEDIA AT ANY TIME
I AM NOT GOING TO THROW UP
#nothing like#reading on my tiny phone screen at 6:30 a.m. in bed before a very important appointment#while shaking#uncontrollably#but hey at least i dont have to think about the nightmare i had last night anymore!#right#RIGHT?#cringeposting#but whatever#who gaf#text
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[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus
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me when someone else is overstimulated: oh no thats awful im so sorry :(
me when im overstimulated: i am going to kill everyone and everyone and everyone and everyone and eveyurone and evreyone and ev
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youre telling me a gar licked these fingers
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why does traversing soundcloud after residing in the sanitized land of youtube music for so long feel like meeting someone in a back alley to find something that you would normally buy at the grocery store
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#okay#i reference this post all the damn time#and now im back to it#and its even longer#i HAVE to reblog this to main
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no mangos here either

[ID: a mock caution sign. The illustration, done in bold black, shows a set of hyper mobile hands stretching the thumb to reach their forearm, and lightning bolts float above the writ. The text on the sign reads “Warning Just because you can bend that way doesn’t mean you should.” /end ID]
Happy EDS awareness month.
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